airtwardo

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  1. "PARALIZE" The 3rd 'No Shit' jump story after the 4th beer! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  2. Quote There is one I've used to describe how I feel standing at the plane door - "twizzled" - but it's not onomonopoetic. It's just accurate. *** To describe that "spent" feeling driving home from the Drop Zone after depleting all my adrenaline reserves and 'coming down'... A combination of excitement and feeling depressed... I'm "EXPRESSED!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  3. Quote (just doing my share promoting the sport...) *** Very helpful and impressive website! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  4. Come on Michele! You sell real Estate in Southern California! That's like having a license to print money!! Get the "Zip-Lock" and get to work... Isn't is a deductable business expence anyway?? You GO Girl!
  5. I'm okay here... But some neighbors are screwed! 3 feet of water IN the house! It's let up in Kingwood...but more coming in an hour ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  6. this sounds like my thoughts exactly! apart from the loosing a bet... i never bet unless i know im gonna win !/2 way down the page... The story of my FIRST base jump... www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=270299;page=3;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25; ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  7. *** Nah we will be fine Twardo, no worries Quote This is what happened LAST TIME! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  8. *** Oh great! That's all I got is WINDOWS! Common over...BRING BEER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  9. WEIRD! Sky's green...starting to hail...trees leaning Dogs going BANANAS nothing to do but sit here and wait... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  10. Check it out! www.srh.noaa.gov/radar/latest/DS.p19r0/si.khgx.shtml ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  11. TV reports.. MAJOR damage in downtown Houston... Roofs off, walls down... Semi trucks on their sides Quick! Anybody wanna buy a house!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  12. SHIT! Make that 5 minutes... CYA! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  13. SEVERE T-Storms & Tornado headed right at meee! countdown 20 minutes.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  14. *** Texas Translation ; "If you're gonna be stupid... You better be tough!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  15. Everyone has those dreams as a kid of just spreading your arms and flying... I watched "Ripcord" on TV and knew I had to know what those guys knew!
  16. Hey! How do I get a hold of this guy... Got some great Texas real estate that might interest him!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  17. ..and how apropos your avaitar PIC comes from a 'trailer park' website ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  18. *** Irish girl living in liberal San Francisco Quote Sorry...I didn't realize! I'll type S L O W E R ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  19. Head back to the biker bar, where she was certain that by morning she could make enough money to front the bail and get her Mom out... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  20. Troll troll troll... Come on stinker... You PROMISED!! ...Another unarmed combatant in the battle of wits! Told you not to run with scissors... now you can sing as well as you 'dance'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  21. ......those always killed me Promise??!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  22. Apply the ointment to the swollen... ?oopsie *thestinker? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  23. ***Cough ' Troll ' Cough*** ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  24. I have traveled all over the rock... But not backpackin' My idea of 'roughing it' is bad room service! There are several good books on the subject... one of which is "The Worlds Most Dangerous Places" Have fun... Stay low and don't bunch-up! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  25. Congratulations! Best of luck!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~