Squeak

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  1. Squeak

    Oh the irony

    I don’t skydive the public arena. the people that will attend to my body should i go in either at terminal or under canopy are people who make the same choices I made in jumping. I personally don't give a toss if a helmet-less rider has permanent brain damage, or get's their head smashed open as long as is does not negatively impact on me, or other innocent bystanders, all for the sake of them wanting to feel wind in their hair (or lack of it) stand in front of a friggin fan if you're after that. The "freedom" argument well that's a load of marketing bullshit, I've been riding motorbikes for over 30 years cant say that my "Freedom" has ever been enhanced by riding. What a load of WANK. Do what you want on your own private property, just don’t bring you moronic helmet-less selfish asinine arguments to the table. Take responsibility for your head and save others the expense of seeing your mangled remains of a brainless vessel should you open it up on the road. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  2. Squeak

    Oh the irony

    as much room as there is for morons apparently not directed at you personally Mr Divot, just people like you You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  3. Squeak

    Oh the irony

    How about not making people clean up you head innards or mopping up your face from the road. or puting your family through turmoil as you lay in a vegatative state in hospital, or make your family pay for rehab from the permanent brain injury that even a low speed accident can cause. How about not subjecting the EMTs and LEO to your mangled head on the sidewalk? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  4. it's not their birthday. they didnt become the USofA on July 4th they just told you lot to BUGGER OFF You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  5. Typical, "not Available in your area" You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  6. Are they opposable You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  7. I was talking about this exact thing with Mrs Squeak 2 dyas ago. Older people just tend to be a much more resilient group, they take life more "matter of Factly"
  8. Squeak

    Kids

    it's largely dependent upon how the procedure is conducted. The method used on me for my vasectomy is pretty much 100%, AFTER residual sperm is taken care of. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  9. Because good ol' mom is either incapable or unwilling to cook a meal for the family. Sparky Mom works just as many hours as Dad, nowadays! Dad should be able to cook, too--Oh Wait, remember when Mom was the one doing the cooking? In my family (Italian immigrants) women in the kitchen was mandatory. I think there was some sort of ritualistic social interaction, gossiping, etc. associated with it. Not sure. Men in the kitchen? ...not unless you wanted to be threatened with a ladle, or worse. That also may have had something to do with the women's yakking sessions in the kitchen. if that were really the status quo for Italians, there would be a dearth of male Italian Chefs You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  10. How the fuck is that disrespectful. it's a suggested medical procedure, to ensure you don father the kids you say you dont want. Disrespectful would be... Dude dont worry about the vasectomy,, you're an ugly egg headed fucker, and without paying a hooker you're not getting laid anytime soon regardless. THAT'S disrespectful. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  11. Where are the boobies pics You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  12. 501 views con my screen, but of the votes 3/4 are thumbs down You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  13. I dont have a big issue with the manners side of things. The delivery could use work. It was discussed on the radio today, no one seemed to consider that the future DIL, actually posted that personal email in a public forum. Which has resulted in a world wide condemnation of the future MIL, If I were the future hubby, i would probably have a bit of an issue with future DIL for "airing dity laundry in public", and I dont even like my mom. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  14. Yup, :) AND it can be a selling point You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  15. WOW, just WOW, that is some seriously FITH thinking You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  16. have you ever seen a more egg shaped bonce You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  17. OK after reading this entire thread, and considering all of your replies to the posters in this thread. The answer is plain and simple. POST PICS OF YOU BOOBS
  18. Are you drunk Deedy I got a giggle out of that myself. She has to be Drunk!!!! That or her account was hacked! I am not drunk.... I am not wearing glasses and i cant see what I am typing... there about 6 othert posts you just made that would NOT suporrt that all of them below standard Deedy level You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  19. Are you drunk Deedy You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  20. Squeak

    Kids

    Send her over for her gap year, Mrs Squeak and I would gladly look after her
  21. Ditto yup and when you can pump up to a few more in succession. Currency is not just about jumping regularly, but also jumping often in a short time. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  22. We left the skyvan first and the cutaway group second, we were all on our bellies. on opening, at 3000 ft, I saw all of my group in view and then headed straight back to land. the cutaway did open high, may be 4000 ft. I did not see her until she started the spin because she was straight above me. So you are saying upon opening you headed straight back up Jump run?? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  23. Ownership might also pertain to piloting, NON local plane/pilot, not familar with local weather patterns or anomalies? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  24. at 35 jumps i would go to a DZ with good coaching and daily jumping and get my arse coached as much as possible, if a tunnel is handy I'd throw my arse in there aswell. 35 jumps is the time to learn GOOD skills, not wait until you have developed a load of bad habits then spend money trying to correct them You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  25. What would i need to do to get a USPA license equivalent for my Australian Licenses? Im a USPA member, due to traveling to the states off an on and would like to know how i can get recognition for my APF license. Currently APF "E" license and 1200 jumps with Star Crests and Freefly crest (dont think those are of import there) You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?