2fat2fly

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  1. OK Dammit! I don't send mass texts-I'm sorry, I was on drugs-and Turtle, I don't have your effing number-geesh Love you guys
  2. In replt to a text I sent about being on Demerol I got Billyvance-Concern about my illness/injury Bolas-Empathy for my pain Sunshine-A request to share my drugs What a spectrum you run here
  3. How much longer before you have to go get a job? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. My mom sent me that since I travel a lot-ick! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Just because one thing about you isn't crazy doesn't mean that you're not generally insane I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. I don't know Jack But the way Mr. Freeman flies, familiarzation with a parachute might not be a bad thing I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. These guys might have that backwards I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Now if it was Lori Partridge (back in her dey) I might climb a tree for it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Stevorino is working on something for a shirt-don't know if it will be applicable, though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. A battalion of Beeches I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. A Ration of Rangers I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Abundance of Ag Cats Scores of Schweizers Countless Cutlasses Heap of Helios I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. I thought that one burned down I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. a tub of Taylorcrafts I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Considering all the crap you had in the car, he probably thought that you were homeless adn didn't want the hassle
  16. We were gonna get you one of those anyway To whom it may concern, I leave all of my worldly possesions to Shane Print-Sign-Notorize See, I'm there for ya
  17. I couldn't come up with a single reply that wouldn't backfire on me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. We're here for your edification I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Several Senecas Mass Quantities of Maules A Stash of Stinsons An Assload of Aerostars A Number of Navajos A Case of Cardinals I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Not to be a buzzkill and conceding that I am older than you......... I've noticed that most times I start a thought with "I'm not that old.", in reflection, I really am. So take your geritol like a man you codger
  21. My only thing is specifically if I happened to bounce-I want Bolas to give a eulogy and he can say what ever he wants as long as he ends it with "He left his mark on the world" Bolas is the only one I trust not to chicken out.
  22. and on the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Are we allowed to track down those responsible and peel their noses off? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. My wife and I are both on Verizon. This morning she got a gibberish text adn now I've gotten one. Anybody else? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. A bevy of Barons I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried