Rebecca

"Spoken like a true prodigy" And, for ten points, name that quote... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Does anyone else see the whole Us/ Them thing as positive and mutually entertaining? I mean, it's so much more more fun to have a whole 'nother country to make fun of. We diss them, they diss us, we all laugh. We all just have to be willing to take ourselves less seriously sometimes...

Personally, if I'm EVER "expected" to put out because of an expensive date or other gesture, it sure as hell is not going to happen. But then, I don't have any expectations from guys on V-day anyway... I think guys and gals should just try to have a great time and not get worked up about the pressure of the day. A relaxed date is much more likely to lead to the bedroom anyway... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

"Honey, do these pants make me look fat?" "It's not the pants..." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well, since Saddam presumably doesn't post/lurk here, I don't think making fun of him is technically personal. So, I say no as well- feel free to make fun of the bastard. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Since your name really IS Michael Hunt, I would definitely vote for you! (Guy asks Girl) "So, who did you vote for?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

It rains a bit more than that here in Houston (see: Hurricane Allison), and it DOES get oppressively hot in the summer, but I can't complain much since we're not grounded all winter. When I head to work, like yesterday morning, and it's 65 degrees with tiny, puffy white clouds, after a weekend of rain, I'm not a very pleasant person to deal with... 'Course I only really care if the weekend forecast is good... Woo hoo! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Several women I know have asked for me an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up: You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." -- That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up to straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." -- That's Brand Recognition. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. -- That's Tech Support. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" -- That's Spam. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

This is true... hmm... methinks insanity is afoot. Either Skymama is crazy for thinking any guy's taking her out for pity, or he's crazy thinking he's doing anyone a favor- I mean sheesh, he's the lucky one. Whatever- have a great time you crazy kids!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Aww, that's so sweet of you to take pity on the poor guy... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks Slim and outofit! Being welcomed in truly hospitable skydiver-fashion is what really got me into this fantastic sport. I missed last weekend at the DZ- even with the crappy weather, I usually hang out anyway- and now I feel all out of sorts, like I haven't been there in FOREVER. Skydiving has also made my corporate job both easier and more difficult. Easier, because I know something no one else around here knows, and I'm extra-appreciative of my paycheck. Harder, because I have to sit in an office on beautiful days, and the daily BS seems even more trivial (if that's possible). 'Course all y'all know exactly what I'm talking about, which is why you rock! Anyway, there's my 2 sheckels... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh, I concur! I have no problem with that! It was that skank part- no one calls my ass skank!! That is, unless they're just jealous! Jess, in response to your joke: BWAHAHahahaha!! Oh lawdy- here I go, down the slippery slope into the black hole of post-whoredom... Must r e s i s t... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks for the welcome! I'm looking forward to meeting you! See you Saturday!

That would be jumperconway! He's one of the first people I met at Spaceland, and also one of the skydivers who 'saved my flailing body' on my SCR jump! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh! Tee hee! forgot who I was dealing with... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

OK, I got my chops busted for not introducing myself, so here I am! I live in Houston and jump at Spaceland, which, limited DZ exposure granted, is the MOST AWESOME dropzone EVER! I've met a ton of wonderful people there, and now that I've been lurking for a good long while, I'd like to get to know you fine folks as well. Gosh, this seems so solemn and formal... Any of you traveling to Houston are welcome to send me a PM so I can be sure to assemble a welcome wagon... Ladyskydiver, you're going to be here soon, right? Like, tomorrow? I'll keep an eye out for you on Saturday! See y'all around! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Bite me Conway. And watch your language, or you might get soap-pied next time I see you at the DZ! Ehh, I might still introduce myself... it just seems so formal... Push, I think she's gonna break his fall! Later dudes you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey, I just started posting- there's no stopping me now! (Oh yeah, hi everyone! I'm new here! And sneaking in past the introductions forum. Mwahaha! ) Glad you liked it!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I should've posted it here, but check out my attachment in the Tuesday Funny thread... Is that what you were talking about?? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Another funny, just in time for Valentine's Day!

tongue you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey Trent! What does Stevie drink? I doubt I can make it out tonight, but maybe I'll bring him a little somethin' this weekend... Have fun!! And happy birthday to Stevie!! Hugs, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey, that's me in the blue jacket! It was pretty nipply- I mean, nippy- out there. Definitely colder than when I got poured... Congratulations Gypsy!!

DOH!! I know better than that by now... OK, a case of beer it is. Of course, if you buy my pre-second rig for me, I'll make it TWO cases! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

This is worth my first post ever! Count me in, and I'll hook you up if I get lucky here in Texas. (get lucky as in winning the lottery, of course.) Thanks! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?