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Sailcats are regular cats that have been run over often enough, and dried sufficiently to sail like a Frisbee. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

The only good cat is a "sailcat". Right, Casie? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

She DOES have a disproportionately large turd-cutter. . . . and "disproportionately" is a pretty cool word. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

The one on the right with the nice, big, store-bought teets appears to have brought a scoped high-powered rifle to a small game party. HHHMMMMM. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I like it when the Porterhouse is trying to figure out how to eat the potato, without a mouth. Nothing like a big spud on the side with sour cream and blood.

http://skydiveelsinore.com/around-the-dz/6aug03/6aug03-Pages/Image0.html UUUUUHHH. . . . . . What scar ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

MMMMMMMMM. . . . . . . . Dead animals.

If this has been posted before - flame away. I missed it. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. ================================= HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED 10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

They could let the prison dogs clean it up. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'd have to say Clay. He seems clinically insane. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I like my "Fu&*ing NEON!!!!!" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

The article states there were Mennonites involved as well. (Amish folks with T.V.s) We got a bunch of them out by my place. They constantly stick flyers on your mailbox to attend their church. Pain in the ass. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yes. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I think I'm gonna puke. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

The question is.. . . . . . . Would your avatar roadkill kitty float if subjected to the same bowl? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

IBTL. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Eastern PA allergy season brings with it the morning Peeper-snot, otherwise known as the Eye-booger. The critters come in many shapes and sizes, and usually travel in pairs. How many of the DZ.com community are blessed with the a.m. ritual of removing these little nocturnal gifts from our barely-conscious faces ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Ummmmm. No. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

E. Mountain - [mountin'] I like it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Mr. Bug Ibuprofen [rousing applause] Thank you. Thank you. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey, I resemble that remark, but I wouldn't abandon them. . . . .

Oh, there you are. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What kind of ship is that he just exited (with the gear down) ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

word. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Boy, I hope his new picture is better than that "Boondock Saints" nonsense. Dave. . . . Dave. . . . . Are you out there ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."