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Get even. Take a shit in their main tray.

Uhhhh......everything at DZ.Com is true....... Whaddya mean?

Dave, Earlier this year there was a fatality at the DZ she is referring to. This person had 200 jumps and toggled it in to avoid powerlines. This jumper pretty much did everything wrong including boarding the plane with the wind conditions. No disrespect to the deceased as I knew him and he was a good guy. Amazon took the opportunity this tragety presented to her to bash the dropzone when it was at its most vulnerable. Accusations were made regarding the safety of the DZ and how it was somehow the dropzone's fault for this persons bad decisions. In case people are not getting what I am talking about I will simplify it. A skydivers DEATH was used to further a PERSONAL VENDETTA when the blood hadn't even dried yet. There was an issue between the DZO and Amazon some time ago, which led to her being banned from the DZ. I really dont care what it was about, as the way she has acted since then has removed any doubt of who deals with conflict well. She has since then taken every opportunity to paint the DZ is a unfavorable light due to her personal issues. I am not "defending" my DZ, but merely giving you ALL the information that you people need to make an INFORMED decision in order to LEGITIMIZE this persons TRUE motivations. Keep diggin Amazon. The hole will eventually be bottomless. Move on.

I usually think that I will be reading the same thing I have read before, with a differnent name. Then I brace myself for the possiblity of a certain someone taking the liberty to bash the DZ over personal matters, at the deceased expense. Cold as hell. Wouldn't ya think?

I bought one that did this right from the moment that I plugged it in. I called them (Conceptus) and the guy said it was so rare that he would replace it for free. Email them, cant hurt.... switches@conceptusinc.com

Sound like some pretty fucked up shit right there. I'd be pretty damn embarrased to be part of a DZ that is that morbid. Legal or not, it's lame as hell. Like the other guy said, if you are on the list, it might be a good time to figure out why.

Shit, I would pack all the hardwood floors I could find if I were you....

Does this look about right?

Eric, Damn, you picked the holy grail of a weekend to come out. Abbot will be having an Otter all weekend long and into Monday. Myself and others from Westcoast Skyflyerz will be there for LO, and coaching. There is also be Nick of Kamloops, bringing demo wingsuits and some flockers along with. There is camping, but its primitive. We have a large fire pit, food on site, and hopefully another jacuzzi like we did last year. I am a Pitt local, and I can tell you that it will be a ghost town there except for tandems this weekend. Come on out. Ask for me and I will hook you up with peeps to fly with. Ask for Yanko. And if you dont get an answer, scream it. Cheers.

My own malfunction. Edited it several ways and speeds to try to understand everything that happened. Cant stop watching it.

Yeah, I'm sure that the landscaper that lived next door wasn't suspect in the least. Cop: *Excuse me sir, do you own any herbacide?* You: *Yeah! Gallons of it! Why do you ask?*

Sounds good to me. I have no sympathy.........I take a lot of risk for the money I make. Fuck em. Amen to dat......... Love the white comment......it holds sooo true.

Anyone with spinners is a total fucktard. *HEY HEY, Look at me!!!! I spend a shitload of my hard earned money on these stupid little fucking rims! AREN'T I THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE SHED? WHEEEEEE............lookatem goooooo..........* Morons.....

What?....Boobs?......Where? Naked IM cam?

Nope, I rarely do. Thanks for the link. That is some funny ass shit. Heres how it reads: Fucktard: 1. n: the state of being a fuck while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged personel, or, presently, a retard 2. n: one's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness, even beyond the scopes of a normal fuck and/or retard Gee! That sure was a great 4-way, and... HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT FUCKTARD

Bah, its bound to happen. It took me nearly 600 jumps to have my first chop. Keep yer head, know your EP's and practice them like you want to do them in real life. Shit happens and it happens real fast. I dumped at 3k, and by the time I got rid of my main, I was already hearing my hard deck siren at under 2k. Want video? http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=2417

Wow, what an idiot. He basically ignored all of the basics for landing off. Hmmm...lets see.... ~ landed next to a road/driveway. And it DID have powerlines. ~ Performed a HP landing. Albiet a weak ass one. ~ Found the most fucked up spot to land, given the MASSIVE amount of open space that there was. ~ And lastly, but surely not the least, he HOOKED IT IN!!!!!! The worst part of it all, is that he seemed to play it down for the camera's audio. If I did something like that, I would more than likely be saying...."what a fucktard I am". Dipshit.

Its easy to win this one. All you have to do is hang yourself by a noose and jerk yerself off till your almost dead. Its about as close to being "like Mike" as you can get! Without being a corpse and all..... Really, is a sad sad end to a really amazing band. They should have "hung" it up when Michael did.

This last album is just like Metallica's last one..... Eats shit.

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Ok, now I really am serious this time. I took this in Kamloops, BC.

Ok, no really. Here is its....

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So that would be: You guarantee 50% satisfaction, 100% of the time.

Hey, I only guarantee 50% satisfaction with the hoe's. The world's best lover. If speed is important to ya.