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Hey Froglet ! I'll be down on Friday with a couple of friends, but that will be the only day. I'm looking forward to meeting you and Stacy and Grogs..........be sure to bring your "Angels" shirt -- I have to see how creative the TexasWingnut really is (as long as it's not a replica of his pic he posted on these forums not too long ago !) And do me a favor, and bring some obese children with you, please -- I'm almost out of stock !! The PLF President

It has been a while, hasn't it ? I'll bet that first jump will be awesome....ENJOY, you deserve it !! That PLF Dude

CASAs RULE !! How can you beat a running head-first dive from 14000ft ? Just the initial rush is worth the trip ! I do hope to jump Mullin's KingAir, though...... Grogs, look me up at Carolina Sky Sports next weekend.....I'll be the one cart-wheeling across the LZ, mowing down little kids left and right.......... The "Don" of PLF

Ro-Day-O.... If you're ever in N.C., give me a holler -- I've got a jump ticket with your name on it ! Diva -- I'm going to Smith Mountain tomorrow -- there's a jump ticket for you too...... To get to North Carolina, just head east until you hit the Atlantic Ocean, then do a hook turn (but not too low, please !) The PLF Colonel

"I keep playing with mine but they still won't grow. But it feels good all the same." Carrie -- ANY body part (male or female) grows much faster if a member of the opposite sex is the one doing the "hoe-ing"..... The PLF Prime Minister

Wow -- close quarters is all I've ever known....... On my first DZ, the landing area was a strip of grass about 30 ft wide between the runway and a line of trees. The good news was it was about 150 yds long..... My second DZ has the landing area right beside the runway, but the area is about 200 yds square ( at a guess) so it's not as bad; however, on the downwind leg, you're only about 20 feet to one side of the runway. One of the guys in my student class actually had the plane wheel hit his canopy during an aborted landing (he was at about 500 ft), and shredded the top of his 3 outside cells. He landed it, but didn't get much flare -- to fly it straight, he had one toggle buried and the other all the way up. I hear the landing areas in Arizona go for MILES, and the one on Perris-Cam looks pretty big too ; can't wait to get out there someday........ The PLF Kaiser

Welcome to the family.........you will be head case # 1783. The PLF Guru

Hmmmm.......I hadn't heard of "Virginias" either, but must admit it's a beautiful area !! The PLF Commander

It was only a matter of time..........Pammi, Carrie, and Marissa chime in and the thread quickly degenerates into a new sequence filled with sexual innuendo.........(good job !) I'm 6'1", 220, and fall at around 130mph (belly to earth). When I was a student, my JMs sometimes couldn't keep up with me in freefall (and they refused to try while tracking), and they told me I might have trouble with RW at first, until I learned to "float" a little. All I have to do is dearch a little, and bring my arms down, and it slows me down nicely. Also, try jumping in sweats instead of a suit. The PLF Chairman

Nice pics, Norseman ! I used to be heavily into photography in college -- looking at these brought back some pretty good memories of jaunts to get to that one special angle. Thanks for the wallpaper ! The PLF Photobug

on that beach with Diva and the coconut oil........Wow !! ( I'm dealing with such a mental picture now.......) The PLF Pervert

Hear, hear, Froggie -- well said ! The PLF CEO

Hey MikeD -- Great story....LMAO at the "Airborne Harbingers of Death" observation ! (GET OUT OF MY AIRSPACE -- BUT FIRST, WIPE YOUR FEET !!) And you'll always be an "utter prat" in my eyes..........just let me know what "prat" means, okay ? The PLF Governess

Sangiro -- I KNEW the folks on this forum were sick.......now I know who they get it from ! (how does it feel, knowing you're corrupting 20,000 people a week ?). The PLF Supreme Being

Sis -- Diva, Grand Duchess, Admiral, Grand Poobah, Prime Minister, General, Sultan, Prince, Kaizer, MeisterBurgher, Queen, Princess, Viscount, Baron, President ...... most of these represent the attainment of the highest peak -- and that's me, the most outstandingly proficient PLF'er of all time (even though that's not something most SANE people aspire to.......and no offense to you, Carrie, but a KING is higher than an XPERT !) I'm glad you're getting a freebie -- that shit never works when you're a guy....... The PLF Grand Duke

Skreamer -- I'm not in London, but after reading your post, I am now walking around looking confused ! Btw, I've seen the term " ng " used on the forums -- what does THAT mean ? The "puzzled" PLF King

Laughing my ass off at these stories, and had to share..... When I was in high school, one of the girls in my class had a slumber party. She lived right down the street from my friend Allen and his dog, Thumper (Thumper was a huge mutt). The night arrived, I went and got Allen, and we went over peeking in the windows to see if we could "see" anything ( or anyone). They had the window open, and a fan sitting in the window blowing into the room. After a while we got bored (the girls were just sitting around talking -- no nudity or anything) so we went to Allen's house, got a tin pie plate, collected up some of Thumpers "mistakes", and headed back. We put the plate in the window, hoping the fan would circulate the air into the room. It wasn't working well due the the "dryness" of Thumper's offal, so we got some water and "Gravy-trained" it, then put it back in the window. This still got no reaction, so we set it on the ground, then sat there pondering our next move. Just then, we hear this slurping sound. We turn around, and there's Thumper happily wolfing down his own feces. Allen looks at Thumper, looks at me, then pukes all over the bushes. After he's done he wipes his mouth, looks at me, looks at Thumper (who's still chewing), throws up AGAIN, looks at me, looks at Thumper (who is now busy licking the plate clean -- you know, pushing it around and around on the grass as he tries to get every last morsel !), says "THUMPER ! BAD DOG !", throws up AGAIN...........and on and on; you get the picture. We had smoked a joint before heading out for the night's activities, so this whole time I am literally rolling on the ground, laughing my ever-loving ass off -- I couldn't stop if you shot me. Laughed so hard I woke up her dad, who saw me and called my parents, and when I got home I was grounded for a month. One of the best laughs I ever had -- Allen wouldn't even pat Thumper for a couple of months...... The PLF CEO

Sis -- This may sound dumb, but my JM packed his in his main twice while I was a student. Just dropped it by accident, and packed it right up......found it both times BEFORE jumping, however. The PLF Diva

There is only ONE 'Sis ! I've only had 1 skydiving dream so far, and it was while I was still a student. Had a lineover, and tried to drop my ripcord so I could pull down on the risers to try to clear it. The ripcord kept flying back into my hand, no matter how many times I tried to throw it away. (this had to be a result of being informed of the $15.00 fee for a lost cord). Ground's getting bigger and bigger, and I can't get this D*** ripcord outta my hand, and I'm gonna bounce real soon...... Woke up in a major cold sweat... The PLF Prime Minister

and boy, are my arms tired ! (couldn't resist -- BASTARD !!) The PLF Viscount

Sangiro -- Thanks for the lesson in "derogatory geography"....when information can contain facts laced with snideness, it seems to stick in my warped mind a little better...... The PLF Probationer

Greg -- Thanks for the great start to my day.....Laughed My F****** A** Off ! (not actually rolling on the floor, but I did bust out with a loud guffaw that momentarily startled my co-workers .....) The rest of you folks are either retarded, criminally insane, or just plain nuts -- thanks for making this site as great as it is !! The PLF Sultan

Froggie -- I love your "stick figure" ideas ! Maybe we can get the shirts and send them to you to modify... Also, we can't forget MikeD. Picture a stick figure with a crown and sceptre, sitting on a throne, pontificating on the sorry state of the world........ The PLF General

I definitely relate to Jessica's "no respect for authority" mantra; unfortunately, since I don't have time to keep up either, I know I'm missing out on a lot of laughs...... The PLF Princess

Poor 'Sis -- probably just TOO much stimulation.......I mean, she did say she jumped AND had sex last weekend....... The "jealous" PLF King