voodew1 0 #51 December 3, 2008 QuoteAww shit. I was hoping I fell into the "too old to be good" category, since Chuck is almost young enough to be my son... Thats impossible --- here is the story I heard: God said "Chuck what is that you made?" Chuck said "I want to call it dirt" Yes Chuck my mom fed me gun powder and thats why my eyes are that far apart The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #52 December 3, 2008 Sorry sweetie (I'm nervous you 'preciate the smooth curvesof my ass covered in nylon, butt flattered anyway...) Chuck's birthday post-dates mine by quite a few years. Ask Justin, Scotty, Rick, Burble Mike...they were at my birthday party in Pepperell and saw my drivers license. Besides, who do you think Chuck was talking to when he made dirt? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #53 December 3, 2008 Quote You sayd it was just the yellow guys that distracted you a bit? Fixed that for you "He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #54 December 3, 2008 Quote You did catch where I called you out too right? Sure did, I'm feeling the love. You got us all. It will never be like it was in the old days. We use to have to circle the wagons against the Bird-man instructors..... now not so much, everybody knows they are all full of shit and empty promises these days. Even those with less than the minimum number of jumps. And did you leak info about a baby Boule? That is its own tread right there. That is going to be the work! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #55 December 3, 2008 QuoteYou sayd it was just the yellow guys that distracted you a bit? What does TS stand for texsexual? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #56 December 3, 2008 Quote Fixed that for you Hmm ... if that works, I do have something to learn. So, should I give back what I've been given. Hmm ... move over, the eggs are cracking and the fledglings are about to take over the nest. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperGirl 0 #57 December 3, 2008 Quote What does TS stand for texsexual? TonySuits? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,611 #58 December 3, 2008 Quote A number isn't magical. it's not like at 200 jumps the wingsuit fairy ... Another thread degenerating into a discussion of gays... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrisgray 0 #59 December 3, 2008 This thread had gotten quite stale. Now it makes me giggle again. I love you guys!! No Homo of course. ...and Voodoo you're such a shit stirrer. Keep up the good work. You had been slacking for a while. WSI-6 / PFI-55 The Brothers Gray Wingsuit Academy http://www.myspace.com/cgwingsuitpilot http://www.myspace.com/thebrothersgray Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unclecharlie95 3 #60 December 3, 2008 OMG, i have tea (with milk) coming out of my nose It is true, i will be sticking to my local DZ for a while but PF will still be out there BASEstore.it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 73 #61 December 3, 2008 Quote It is true, i will be sticking to my local DZ for a while but PF will still be out there You're also one of those lucky bastards with a cliff in the backyard as a home DZGuess Lutz and some other peeps will be running around EU and US to spread the love the coming year or so..Must be fun having to people in the house in a few months who you can adres with "who's your daddy!"JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skwrl 56 #62 December 3, 2008 Quote Does TS stand for transexual? QuoteTonySuits Why not both? It's the wingsuit with a surprise.Skwrl Productions - Wingsuit Photography Northeast Bird School - Chief Logistics Guy and Video Dork Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #63 December 3, 2008 Quote Though some people choose to focus on only tracking and related style jumps, I tend to believe in a more all round background, and having some RW experience (diving/approaching formations, docking, seperation) as well as freeflying exits/seperations (people spread throughout the sky more un-even/diff/levels). I'm not one of those "naturals". I'm just a guy of average ability who took his FJC just after passing the recommended minimum number of jumps, and Jarno's view has been my experience. Until recently, the basic freefall and RW skills were what I needed the most. When I transitioned from my beginner suit, I was so focused on flying the regular suit that I effectively forgot the basic skills and ended up fighting rather than flying my suit. I was fustrated and scared enough that I was seriously considering selling my suit, but I'd bought it as a way of fulfilling a promise to my son's memory. So, I decided to spend a few jumps just getting comfortable doing the basic freefall/rw skills in the suit before deciding whether to get out of ws'ing or not. Somewhere along the third of those jumps, I found myself confident and relaxed enough that I was flying the suit without having to try to. Since then my only issue has been learning when to turn back towards the DZ to avoid contracting an acute case of get-home-itis. -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottygofast 0 #64 December 3, 2008 I didnt know I could multiply like that, or is that just cause im so fast the cameras picking me up all over the outside of the flock? niice~Z Flock #11; Muff #1909; PFI #15, USPA Lifer Commercial Multi-Inst. Airplane/Rotory www.flyteskool.ws Aerial Photography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peggs82 0 #65 December 3, 2008 Quote I am confused ..... Jeff said Phil Peggs was the best wingsuit pilot out there -- Justin's website says Jeff is the best wingsuit pilot hands down (though I think that is a sexual thing) James Boole is soon to be worthless when the bambino comes -- Chuck is getting to old to be good -- Campos only poses for stupid pctures of people with new suits - Birdman now makes jeans - Shorb is in every newspaper in New England area but claims he hates it .........................and now we have 200 jumps wonders or even jumpers that have only been in the sport for 2 years that are fucking experts --- and 70 something wingsuit pilots that spend 5 days doing a 1 point skydive. It then takes them a month and counting to put together a decent photoshop picture with everyone in their slot Who did I leave out?????????? See butters thats how you do it you are such a newbie but you have ambition to take over where I left off as I am soon to retire of fucking with old burned out Cali guys with perfect hair and even the ones who are loosing theirs. I am willing to train you come become a Texican and we can get started it should only take a couple of years and you will be ready I forgot you will have to pay for trainingPeace out presidents! That was an absolutely fantastic rant! I'm honored to even be mentioned!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #66 December 3, 2008 Quote This thread is lame! Butters if your gonna stir up shit try making fun of Chuck or Scott Campos -- its much more entertaining ---- But then if you HAD MORE JUMPS you would know that I agree. Excellent post. Please pick a fight with me or Campos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #67 December 4, 2008 Quote Quote This thread is lame! Butters if your gonna stir up shit try making fun of Chuck or Scott Campos -- its much more entertaining ---- But then if you HAD MORE JUMPS you would know that I agree. Excellent post. Please pick a fight with me or Campos. Quote "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." Dr. Strangelove "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #68 December 4, 2008 Quote I am soon to retire of fucking with old burned out Cali guys with perfect hair and even the ones who are loosing theirs. Is that all you got Homo? Get back to work swingin' your sweaty balls for the sweaty office fat chicks, and think of some better ones! You told me work was slow, now I know you meant, "you are slow".....Glen and I aren't burnt, it's just the Cali sun shine that makes us look this way BTW, I'm making Glen a carbon fuckin' fiber hair piece like mine, so he'll be sporting a new doo soon! See you this spring Homo, and bring your Sancho Ted.... www.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #69 December 4, 2008 BTW, I'm making Glen a carbon fuckin' fiber hair piece like mine, so he'll be sporting a new doo soon! I like the look of these. They look good with the tracking suit the guy is wearing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites