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Mike-"You know I drink a lot of Red Bull too?"
Her-"Dude, I read BULL all over the second I saw you."

Mike-"Have we met before?"
Her-"Yes, I'm an assistant at the STD clinic."

Mike-I think you're the best looking girl here.
Her-Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?

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Mike-"You know I drink a lot of Red Bull too?"
Her-"Dude, I read BULL all over the second I saw you."

Mike-"Have we met before?"
Her-"Yes, I'm an assistant at the STD clinic."

Mike-I think you're the best looking girl here.
Her-Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?



That's it, thread over. DSE wins! Too funny. :D:D
Costyn van Dongen - http://www.flylikebrick.com/ - World Wide Wingsuit News

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Mike: Hey little girl, I fly a wingsuit, wanna do a rodeo?

Girl: Yeah, well so does my Mom, and she warned me about you. If I were you I'd run fast before she sees you talking to me or you will be in a rodeo all right, hog tied and slaughter.

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Mike: "You know, I'm not wearing underwear and some times it gets a little stick-"
Girl: "Gack! Where did I put my mental bleach? Anyone?"
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Mike:
Hi - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - wingsuit - blah - - blah - shoes - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - beautiful - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - photo - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - egomaniacal - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - last time - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - know you - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - camera - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - rodeo - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - Red Bull - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - cover story - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - sticking toungue out - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - leading - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - expert - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - picture - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - burble - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - I'll lead the flock - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - love - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - birdseed - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - 1000 jumps on one wingsuit - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - purple - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - pink - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - spotting - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - gay - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - tripped on tent stake - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - you want me, don't you?


Girl:
Really? I'm wearing pink underwear too.
Z-Flock 8
Discotec Rodriguez

Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility.

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Pm: Hey whats up sweet cakes, I'm a wingsuit flyer, Hey did you know i have a wingsuit, and i fly it. I think ill just carry it around randomly the dz and set it next to some chicks. Just in case they didn't see me when i was blazing my purple gayness through the sky or walking around on the ground. You want to go make a purple sky sandwich. I have peanut butter. Can my dog come?

Let me get your number.
"mike pulls out phone and drops it"

Her:
"reaches down and picks up phone"
OMG you sick freak is that my picture on your phone? Were you outside my house?
"Girl vomits in mouth just a little bit"
Stay away. I have pepper spray and a taser.

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Mike: Excuse me, I'm a wingsuiter we are about to do a Flock, could you tell me where the turn back point is to get back to the dropzone?

Girl: What turn back point ?!?! What dropzone ?!?!

Mike: You know the point when you have to head back to the dropzone.

Girl: ?!?!

Mike: I need to know Jeff is going to be pissed if we end up over the Ocean again.

Girl: Who is Jeff ??

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Purple Mike: So, did you see how great I flew? Do you dig my wingsuit colors? Did you know I lead the flock... blah blah blah

Girl: (thinking to herself) I think I'll let him keep running his mouth, that way he can't hear it when I fart... yeah... then I can just smile and nod, and then walk away. Perfect.
"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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