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David Letterman Musings - Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit

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The Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit Are:

1.

2.

3. It improves your off DZ landings.

4. HHHMMM --- Clouds!!!

5. Bad spot? Who cares.

6. I can finally make use of my high school calculus.

7. Skills, RIGHT -- It’s all about the suit baby!

8. You’re a hack at other disciplines and this is your new ticket to stardom.

9. It is the purest art of flying.

10. Twice the free fall for the same price!

Other Candidates:
There’s a cloud !!!!! – Pink Mike
All you need to do is fly your body. – Zun
Stop f-ing with the base Jeff !!! – S. Bland
American lift/weight ratio = Frickin’ big ass suits. – Jarno
Dude, It’s F%$*ing AWSOME!!! BANG !!! – Nick R.
It does not suck. – Ricardo
It’s cheesy. – Just Blick-it !! – Chucky
My Apache can spank you mate !! – Tony
Definately got to have smoke and streamers, yeah, yeah definately. - Zach
Wingsuit lander Ray Stone can be my friend.


How about these:
Finally! a use for your portable GPS
Benches?!? We don't need no stinking benches!!!

and my favorite -
You can finally say,"Flock you, you mother flocking flocker!"
:P
Z-Flock 8
Discotec Rodriguez

Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility.

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- men can finaly compare and talk about clothing and its fit without being labeled gay..



Unless you are wearing a Blade...
those scallops you know ;)
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- men can finaly compare and talk about clothing and its fit without being labeled gay..



Unless you are wearing a Blade...
those scallops you know ;)


The guy has a SFlyPro for 1 week and already he turns into a snob:P

Another reason to fly a wingsuit:

- So you have a chance at winning one of these babies in Spa (see attachment_

Shameless plug, yea I know..B|
JC
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Ik wens dat ik daar enkel klompen en eten van die smakelijke traktaties zou kunnen dragen...

Naakt...



Babelfish? :D

"I wish that I there only clogs and eat of those tasty goodies would could wear.

Naked."

Uhuh I totally get ya dude :ph34r:

ciel bleu,
Saskia

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