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Is that something they teach cadets at the academy?
"The plunger and other tools for close quarter persuasion". Valuable skill if you ever find yourself with a so inclined date or need to get the DZ crackho out your trailer in the morning.
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Time can always be made for the probe!
Is that something they teach cadets at the academy?
"The plunger and other tools for close quarter persuasion". Valuable skill if you ever find yourself with a so inclined date or need to get the DZ crackho out your trailer in the morning.
No.
It's a physical law. Like Gravity and the Speed Of Light.
There Is Always Time For The Probe.
Say it with me. And I want to hear the capital letters.
DShiznit 0
I am in Texas, and of course, there are NO BMI/BMCI's in this state at all. As previously said, all of them are elsewhere. I rely on people such as Voodew who have the ambition to want to spread their knowledge of the nylon crack addiction to newcomers, so I greatly appreciate what he has said thus far. When the time comes, it is people like Voodew that will help me get in the air for the longest amount possible. I have appreciated what "Professor" has said as well. I see that he is in Texas and looking to help further the BM community by helping newcomers. Again, I applaud that as well. There are but a VERY small handful of BM people where I jump, none of which are BMI/BMCI. What do you think it would take for me to get the "proper" (as you would call it) instruction? My flying somewhere or paying for someone to come here in massive cost? Fuck that. Sorry, but fuck that. I'm not rich and I can't afford it.
That's where I come from....
QuoteThat's like saying Mother Theresa should of helped the poor people.
Yeah, and Stalin wasn't a very good leader....... are you serious?? What a horrible analogy.... And I suspect you are the almighty as well.... I understand what you have done for the BM community, and I applaud that. HOWEVER, it appears that you hold yourself in a God-like light, which is WAY offcourse. I think you should ground yourself before someone else who doesn't care what you think does.
QuoteOne down. Don't mess wit me, man. Yes, "wit".
Yes, and your e-cock is Ron Jeremy-like. Are you God now? I don't see "HH" or "Sangiro" in your title. I used to look into your posts, as you were an insight. Now I just see you as an arrogant prick.
That's my thoughts. Just from an outsider view.
Rock on, Voodew/Professor. I'll come jump with you.
ManBird 0
You've missed the point entirely. You'll get proper instruction from Jason, despite the fact that he's being a total dork to anyone that put their time and money into getting a BMI rating. The point is that you don't need to be AGAINST BMIs just because you don't have immediate access to one.QuoteWhat do you think it would take for me to get the "proper" (as you would call it) instruction?
A BMI should be your first choice. No BMI? Look for an experienced wingsuit pilot. No wingsuit pilots? Buy the suit and read the manual (like I did). I wrote in the December 2003 issue of Parachutist, and I'm re-iterating it here. Note that at the time that I wrote that, I was not a BMI and also had some feelings against the "establishment", but simply couldn't deny that they had the best program.
Don't need it.QuoteI don't see "HH" or "Sangiro" in your title.
When was I ever not an arrogant prick? I believe I've even used those exact words to describe myself (though I probably also said "lazer" or "ninja" somewhere in there). Regardless of the fact that I'm a horrible dater and I don't call my mom enough, my insight and experience in wingsuit flying still stands.QuoteI used to look into your posts, as you were an insight. Now I just see you as an arrogant prick.
C'mon, baby. Take me back. Look my bubble-blowing avatar in the face and say you really want to leave me.
Everyone needs to go out and jump or rent Aqua Teen Hunger Force (seasons 1 & 2) or do something. Lighten up. DO IT!
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DShiznit 0
QuoteYou've missed the point entirely. You'll get proper instruction from Jason, despite the fact that he's being a total dork to anyone that put their time and money into getting a BMI rating. The point is that you don't need to be AGAINST BMIs just because you don't have immediate access to one.
A BMI should be your first choice. No BMI? Look for an experienced wingsuit pilot.
I don't think I missed the point at all. You have one person who is an experienced WS pilot wanting to help the Texas community, that's who I'm going for. He doesn't stand against anything, except those with the knowledge that want the bankroll to go with it.
QuoteNo wingsuit pilots? Buy the suit and read the manual (like I did). I wrote in the December 2003 issue of Parachutist, and I'm re-iterating it here.
Good for you. You seem to be very good at blowing your own horn, or yourself for that matter. Keep it up. Banning someone for posting their willingness to help? That's productive. Just because you don't like his messages doesn't make him a reckless person. PERIOD.
I stand behind those that don't care about the almighty dollar with the purpose to promote flight, which is OBVIOUS that is what Jason/Voodew is doing. For Christ's sake, he is spending his own money on buying eval suits.
Again, I still think you are a jackass due to this thread alone. I suppose I'll be banned for voicing my opinion as well. There was NO CAUSE, I repeat for the slow one.... NO CAUSE to ban Voodew for posting his willingess to help those with instruction.
Get over yourself.
ManBird 0
So you DO support BMIs. Right on. Get what I'm saying?QuoteI stand behind those that don't care about the almighty dollar with the purpose to promote flight
He was banned for pissing me off, and for my own entertainment. I mean, you're making stuff up. The guy was never banned. We were hanging out and I left him on barbecue duty. There are at least 30 more patties to address. It will be OK. And there will be brugers for all.QuoteNO CAUSE to ban Voodew for posting his willingess to help those with instruction.
Edit: Yes, "brugers"
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DShiznit 0
I'm making stuff up? Like I said, I just call it as I see it, bud.
Deuce 1
Quotevoodew1
Date Sent:
Oct 26, 2004, 6:01 PM
maybe someday I will be as great as you but til then I will count my blessing that will never have my nose so far up a BMI's ass wishing that I could be him-
Get the fuck over yourself
AFFI(USPA)/Wingsuit Instructor self proclaimed
If nothing ever changed the T10 would still be popular - change can be real good
Yeah, whatever.
Good luck, dude. I was done with you, but the PM insult was a bit much.
Have some fun with the wingsuit flying. I do. I'm not a BMI either. But it doesn't make me feel small, and it doesn't keep me from teaching.
Cheer up. It's a beautiful world. And lots of folks want to fly horizontally. Across the beautiful blue sky, streaking across the edges of the clouds.
This will be the last time I respond publically to you, Voodew. You are now (at least for now) off my radar. Wingsuit flight is a beautiful thing. I have shared my knowledge and my suit with many fliers. I don't have a BMI and don't need one or the need to berate one to encourage people into the sport.
Lots of people who have flown GTi's have flown my suit. Including the rather famous MadJohn.
I love wingsuit flying. I only got involved in this thread because of the hostility you seem to express toward the official BMCI program.
I very much really could not give a shit.
Unlike you, I have flown with the greatest in the sport, in just about every discipline. I have nothing to prove.
You can prove your rebel wingsuit instructor program. Good for you.
You, however, are begging for validation.
I, on the other hand, have been validated in several disciplines. That seems for whatever reason, be it luck or whatever to piss people off.
I've been lucky to benefit from chance, circumstance, and location to have learned a lot in a short period of time. You're not having had such luck does not entitle you to be bitching at the world for your unfortunate circumstance.
Cheers.
JP
There does not seem to be anything to keep you from being the premier source of information regarding wingsuiting in your part of the world. Other than your lack of jumps and training.
I'm sure your students will understand that.
txjuju 0
Voodew doesn't do well getting his point across as he is somewhat of a hot head after he is confronted in a malicious way but I have talked in depth on the matter and here is my take:
He is not against any form of instruction - he would seriously pay for a BMCI to come down here and teach Ted and him. The point he tries to get across to me is that the only people willing to help are the non instructors - the BMIs seem to just want the "fame and fortune" I mean beer not fortune as I am also an AFFI and know there is no fortune. I don't have the money for a suit at this time but it has become a passion for him and I borrow Teds when I can. Voodew is just trying to get more people in the air so he has more people to jump with - he is selfish like that - its for his own enjoyment.
I have read thru this entire thread which wore on me as it goes and came to the conclusion Voodew has valid points - the BMIs have valid points but the whole pissing each other off has made it where neither point will ever get out.
Read back through it and this is what you might see:
1 Jason - wants to bring wingsuits to Texas in force
2 He can't do it alone
3 The BMIs can't afford to do it alone - they need to make enough to pay for the trip this could be hard
4 Birdman Inc doesn't have a whole lot of support (instructor wise) in the rest of the USA other than the coasts and 1 in Colorado.
5 Jason has been accused at biting the hand that feeds him----this is not his way he is my friend and I know that is not his way - he is grateful for any help or knowledge
6 Jason gets enraged when provoked
To sum it all up if you all would bury the hatchet and quit picking at each other you just might come up with plan that would further wingsuit in general and make Gari so money so he could further the wingsuit production and maybe lower prices so I can afford one (sorry had to try)
I never post here but I know that Voodew is pissed off that he can't get anything through to anyone else.
I thought I would try to do it for him
Join forces be strong quit the bullshit!
Brian Dee AFFI
faulknerwn 38
You are right though. He genuinely does want to spread the love and teach wingsuits, and he genuinely does want to get someone out here to train him how to teach.
He has just been expressing this in a not-always-so-tactful manner online.
People just need to manage to get together and share a beer in person and a lot of online misunderstandings go away. (And give me one of those beers!) So I'm agreeing with Juju - bury the hatchet, make up, and get me a kid-sized demo suit in Texas!
Wen
QuoteWe are not undermining anything. We do not remove or ignore parts from a standard course. Steve if you gave a course and I gave a course I doubt there would be a hell of a lot of difference. The on-line tone has been that some in the establishment don't want anybody who is not rated involved in anyway. Thats the problem, if we flock in a region we are all involved. Was this productive enough or is it time for the probe?
I am working on my official Bird-Man Instructor rating...
Trying to learn as much as possible, is there another venue that has more information? If so, guys, fill me in.
Chris
Chris
Chris you are an already bona-fide been around before the structure, been taking new birdies up before forever. Jumped all the suits, multi hundred wingsuit ( maybe thou plus by now ) jump, never take the suit off your rig MOFO.
You are what potential employers would call level one (or my catagory one) wingsuit instructor. Your shouldn't have to work ( IMO) on the rating.
Just
DO IT!
Say it with me. And I want to hear the capital letters.
Do you want it in regular english or that missisppi vernacular you so entertained us with a few months back?
QuoteIf so, guys, fill me in.
Please throw WATER on the fire, not GAS!
Ed
www.PrecisionSkydiving.com
Wen
You are absolutley correct when these chumps do get together in real life its very fun, only here it gets ugly. Almost like the ufos stole their man parts. BTW I might be able to help get you a Demo suit It will have to be a non-rated demo thats all I have. All of my rated suits are at the cleaners.
She was in the basement, but I'm afraid the cat bomb has detonated. That poor girl... and those cats... and that gum.
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