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Orygun 0
Aha! Finally - the moderator! I expect those apologies will start rolling in very soon!
cguest4 0
Love it!
ORGASMO 0
Stumbled upon this thread, and haven't laughed as hard from any other.
Almost makes me wanna be a CRW dog(pup) instead of the bitchy, dick length comparing wing suiters I have fallen in with.
But alas I am allergic to goats(long traumatizing story from HS) however I am really good at giving foot massages, is Sharon cute? Corns make me gag ![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]"){kind=small}
Thanks for the chuckles
ORGASMO RODRIGUEZ
If your gunna be dumb
You better be tough
If your gunna be dumb
You better be tough
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QuoteAha! Finally - the moderator! I expect those apologies will start rolling in very soon!
I will apologize in person, just get within bitch slapping -- oops I mean hand shaking -- distance of me. I just can't wait to squeeze your little neck -- ooops I mean give you a big hug!
noname 0
Quote, is Sharon cute? Corns make me gag
Thanks for the chuckles
Sharon is beautiful, married and highly unlikely to let you touch her feet. But feel free to bring us a beer anytime!!
Orygun 0
QuoteQuoteAha! Finally - the moderator! I expect those apologies will start rolling in very soon!
I will apologize in person, just get within bitch slapping -- oops I mean hand shaking -- distance of me. I just can't wait to squeeze your little neck -- ooops I mean give you a big hug!
No need to apologize in person.
I accept your apology.
And I am glad that at least one of you is coming to his/her senses!
QuoteQuoteQuoteAha! Finally - the moderator! I expect those apologies will start rolling in very soon!
I will apologize in person, just get within bitch slapping -- oops I mean hand shaking -- distance of me. I just can't wait to squeeze your little neck -- ooops I mean give you a big hug!
No need to apologize in person.
I accept your apology.
And I am glad that at least one of you is coming to his/her senses!
Cuz the odds of YOU coming to your senses are probably zero!
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Cuz the odds of YOU coming to your senses are probably zero!
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Cuz the odds of YOU coming to your senses are probably zero!
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Hmmm....kind of a strange apology - But I accept your apology too!
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Cuz the odds of YOU coming to your senses are probably zero!
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Hmmm....kind of a strange apology - But I accept your apology too!
Not an apology in any way, shape, or form.
I only apologize under canopy, and usually letting someone know that I will get the freebag(s).
I would be glad to give you one of those apologies!
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I would be glad to give you one of those apologies!
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Really, Ms Smails, you dont need to continue to apologize to me. I already accepted your FIRST apology.
Being a magnanimous person of integrity, I have already put the electronic harrassment behind me and am willing and ready to start anew - "fresh" as it were (like the spring flowers that will soon be blossoming).
My one real hope for you is that you can "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps", rise to the occasion, use me for an example - and do the same!
In this way you can cement yourself as a pillar in the skydiving community - befitting someone of your advancing years. Eventually you could become a real example to younger, upcoming skydivers - like chase....and myself.
--I only apologize under canopy, and usually letting someone know that I will get the freebag(s).--
Good one! (I wish you all lived closer so I could enjoy this more often!)
Good one! (I wish you all lived closer so I could enjoy this more often!)
crwtwo 0
My feet actually look pretty good because they only rarely have been in anything besides running shoes and tevas for years, so maybe we can discuss it. Must come with complimentary team cocktail.
crwtwo 0
QuoteQuote, is Sharon cute? Corns make me gag
Thanks for the chuckles
Sharon is beautiful,...
I like you!!!!
Glitch 0
Quote... am willing and ready to start anew - "fresh" as it were (like the spring flowers that will soon be blossoming).
Like a $20 crack whore after hymenoplasty is virginal, right?
Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
faulknerwn 36
I'm thinking you need to get back on your knees and be a good pup to your teammates.. The Oka Cup is coming up soon, and you really don't want to be the person they sacrifice during the event. Its not a pretty sight..
Thanks guys (and gals) for one of the funniest CRW threads in a long while.
Here's one from a long time ago.....
"Hey, Asshole."
"What?"
"Pull this now!"
"Fuck no! I ain't pulling your cutaway!"
"Look up asshole."
"Oh
, our pilot chutes are wrapped."
"Yep, you can pull it now or I can pull it later!"
........
Conversation from a side X side around 1984...
(edited to add) @ around 1800 feet ...
Hang in there CRW pup! 
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I'm back in the USA!!
I'm back in the USA!!
QuoteI would be glad to give you one of those apologies!
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Really, Ms Smails, you dont need to continue to apologize to me. I already accepted your FIRST apology.
Being a magnanimous person of integrity, I have already put the electronic harrassment behind me and am willing and ready to start anew - "fresh" as it were (like the spring flowers that will soon be blossoming).
My one real hope for you is that you can "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps", rise to the occasion, use me for an example - and do the same!
In this way you can cement yourself as a pillar in the skydiving community - befitting someone of your advancing years. Eventually you could become a real example to younger, upcoming skydivers - like chase....and myself.
You might need to put your reading glasses on! No apology from me posted, I only do that in person, with a hook knife.
Take Wendy's advice, suck up early and often. Remember, any one of us can make you more miserable under canopy than you alone can make all of us!
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