topdocker 0 #76 February 17, 2011 Quote Quote I'm thinking you need to get back on your knees and be a good pup to your teammates.. The Oka Cup is coming up soon, and you really don't want to be the person they sacrifice during the event. Its not a pretty sight.. Yikes - CRW involves human sacrifice??? I HAD NO IDEA! Thanks for the tip - I'll watch my P's and Q's... Considering some of the people who we used, it wasn't much of a sacrifice! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 0 #77 February 17, 2011 I may have to make this years Oka cup if Superboy is being sacraficed ______________________________________ Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #78 February 18, 2011 Quote I may have to make this years Oka cup if Superboy is being sacraficed Great, now my painful death is being used as a "draw" for a CRW event! (but thanks for getting my name right) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ORGASMO 0 #79 February 18, 2011 Quote Quote , is Sharon cute? Corns make me gag Thanks for the chuckles Sharon is beautiful, married and highly unlikely to let you touch her feet. But feel free to bring us a beer anytime!! Well thats ok, I am not the jealous type *** My feet actually look pretty good because they only rarely have been in anything besides running shoes and tevas for years, so maybe we can discuss it. Must come with complimentary team cocktail. hehe Cocktails and foot rubs.....not such a bad hazing afterall ORGASMO RODRIGUEZ If your gunna be dumb You better be tough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #80 February 18, 2011 Hmmmm, you know, when this Orygun guy first showed up I thought how cool it was that a cast member from this new Gold Rush show on Discovery channel would be joining us. I thought, wow a celebrity! But I dunno, now that we have seen the show and endured all this whining, we may have to rethink this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #81 February 18, 2011 QuoteBut I dunno, now that we have seen the show and endured all this whining, we may have to rethink this. CRAP - I thought NO ONE would recognize me with the beard I grew for the show... And dont worry, I'm sure that topdockers whining will subside once he gets used to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #82 February 18, 2011 So how is the weather in Sandy today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #83 February 18, 2011 QuoteSo how is the weather in Sandy today? Cold, Cloudy with the chance of rain...perfect weather for shooting bears out the window of my single wide with my 50 cal pistol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #84 February 18, 2011 QuoteI am trying to join a CRW team out west. So far, Ive had to: feed them, buy them copious amounts of whiskey, suffer my first same-sex kiss, parade naked in front of them, wrestle a goat, light myself on fire, and jump an impossibly small experimental canopy while they sat along the landing area betting on whether or not I would hurt myself...and they still havent put me on their email distro list. I am wondering - is this normal for CRW??? Have I fallen in with a bad crowd??? What - no oral sex with a toad yet?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #85 February 18, 2011 I just wish you would stop giving the bill collectors MY number. The guy who rotated the tires on your trailer is real pissed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #86 February 20, 2011 QuoteQuoteSo how is the weather in Sandy today? Cold, Cloudy with the chance of rain...perfect weather for shooting bears out the window of my single wide with my 50 cal pistol! Your wrist is too limp to hold a 50 cal pistol! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #87 February 21, 2011 Quote What - no oral sex with a toad yet? That's more of an East Coast thing. We don't want to get involved in the CRWPup training over in the West. They have certain practices that are banned on this side of the country anyway. To the whiney OP, just shut up and burn, swallow, or dock on whatever they tell you to. You're receiving a priceless education, which, should you survive the training, will help you become the best CRWDog that you can be. Anyway, this early training is just to toughen you up so that you can endure the advanced courses. Have you been to the Basement yet? The Goat Sex will be a pleasant memory to think back on once they introduce you to the Gimp. He's a lot like Bill Dause, only way meaner. Hopefully, they will bring you to an East Coast CRW event soon...and yes, there will be Toads. Kevin K._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #88 February 21, 2011 QuoteQuote What - no oral sex with a toad yet? Well...I once dated a girl from Florida - does THAT count??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites topdocker 0 #89 February 22, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuote What - no oral sex with a toad yet? Well...I once dated a girl from Florida - does THAT count??? Does she suck as much as you do? topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orygun 0 #90 February 24, 2011 Does she suck as much as you do? top If she sucked THAT much, I would've married her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #89 February 22, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuote What - no oral sex with a toad yet? Well...I once dated a girl from Florida - does THAT count??? Does she suck as much as you do? topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orygun 0 #90 February 24, 2011 Does she suck as much as you do? top If she sucked THAT much, I would've married her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #90 February 24, 2011 Does she suck as much as you do? top If she sucked THAT much, I would've married her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #91 February 24, 2011 QuoteMy feet actually look pretty good because they only rarely have been in anything besides running shoes and tevas for years, so maybe we can discuss it. Must come with complimentary team cocktail. Sorry, but I have to question the wisdom of letting someone who calls himself "ORGASMO" anywhere near your feet - On the other hand maybe it is a really, really GOOD idea... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #92 February 25, 2011 Hey now, lets not be be ruining the reputations of my dear, sweet goats. I don't mind abusing skydivers, but I take good care of those goats. That electric fence is not to keep the goats in, it keeps the skydivers out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #93 February 26, 2011 QuoteHey now, lets not be be ruining the reputations of my dear, sweet goats. I don't mind abusing skydivers, but I take good care of those goats. That electric fence is not to keep the goats in, it keeps the skydivers out! THAT explains all the burn marks on Oryguns lips!!! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #94 February 27, 2011 Top.............go get your Goats off the freeway before someone or some Goats get hurt.......SPLAT......uh oh.......too late, well then. How about a Barbecue ?Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #95 February 27, 2011 QuoteTop.............go get your Goats off the freeway before someone or some Goats get hurt.......SPLAT......uh oh.......too late, well then. How about a Barbecue ? So your the guy that was running around the goat pen with a BBQ fork. Tsk Tsk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orygun 0 #96 February 28, 2011 You know - I wouldnt mind the goats so much - its just that they keep trying to give me the ugly one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #97 February 28, 2011 QuoteYou know - I wouldnt mind the goats so much - its just that they keep trying to give me the ugly one! Ugly one??!! That's not what you were telling the goat! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #98 February 28, 2011 We don't have any ugly goats anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sprtdth 0 #99 March 2, 2011 Oh the goats all look prettier at closin' time!CRW Skies Frank CRW Diva #58 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #100 March 2, 2011 QuoteOh the goats all look prettier at closin' time! Yes, but they say you get uglier! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
