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Orygun

Joining a CRW Team - Is this normal???

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Orygun is likely home resting now and too tired to post his new complaints. This weekend he changed the brake pads on my car, swept my kitchen floor, cleaned dishes and in general helped clean up after a party. His training is going well. Pretty soon we may let him jump.

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Orygun is likely home resting now and too tired to post his new complaints. This weekend he changed the brake pads on my car, swept my kitchen floor, cleaned dishes and in general helped clean up after a party. His training is going well. Pretty soon we may let him jump.



Since there was no skydiving to be done and the team continues to extort money from me, I tried to improve my financial situation by stealing wallets and going through purses at the party. Unfortunately - here is a (partial) inventory of what I found:

1/2 of a jump ticket
$2 worth of food stamps
1 unused trojan condom with an expiration date of June 1978
1 badly damaged roach clip
1 empty perscription bottle of Valium
1 "2 week" AA chip
3 small rubber bands
1 partially smoked clove cigarette
1 torn business card from a tattoo and piercing parlor
1 forged green card
39 cents in change

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