frogout 0 #1 October 1, 2006 Some 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hparrish 0 #3 October 2, 2006 Wow you must really suck at Freeflyin to lose her to a Flat Flier Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyGoat 0 #4 October 2, 2006 If you were a good freeflyer you could have used those same terms to describe the freefly dives you were on. Sound like you lost her cuz you suck at freeflying. Keep working on that sit _________________________ goat derka jerka bukkake jihad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 October 2, 2006 You know what they say about girlfriends on the dz right? "You never break up, you just lose your turn" Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewnewell 0 #6 October 2, 2006 To save your self from embaressment, You only have three options as I see it. 1 Kill her! 2 Kill your self! 3 Kill the whole world! Hope that helps you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #7 October 2, 2006 QuoteIf you were a good freeflyer you could have used those same terms to describe the freefly dives you were on. Sound like you lost her cuz you suck at freeflying. Keep working on that sit ROFL ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frogout 0 #8 October 2, 2006 I can talk a good freefly jump....and as we all know thats all that counts!!!!..........no me thinks it was the tight shiny black suit that showed off his "johnson" or as we Brits call it ...."his lunch box". Bizzarely enough both of them have since fallen victim to a tragic accident.....one of the bears that workes at my zoo escaped and found refuge in HIS bedroom in HIS house.....they both returned from a night out and the said bear mauled them both. All of this happened whilst i was playing late night poker with my closest friends...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #9 October 2, 2006 Is the bear OK? (skydivers are covered in tons of germs, a bear could catch a cold or even a bad infection if he plays with them too long) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frogout 0 #10 October 2, 2006 Is he OK?......he's on double rations and gets his pit cleaned out twice a day......bless him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #11 October 2, 2006 QuoteSome 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do... Buy a Velocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #12 October 3, 2006 QuoteSome 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do... Ditch the meth and stick with the salad!!! Fuck that belly whore there are two just like her someplace. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #13 October 6, 2006 QuoteSome 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do... Steal her back with a hybrid! But if you dock on a dude during your hybrid.......you are gay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdD 1 #14 October 6, 2006 Steal her back with a hybrid! But if you dock on a dude during your hybrid.......you are gay! //// bahaha! that's killerLife is ez On the dz Every jumper's dream 3 rigs and an airstream Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billyg23 0 #15 October 24, 2006 mr frogger... i am back...sadly my brother oval zipper is unable to accompany me in this latest foray into cyber fun..... i would question the use of crystal meth ol chum..... perhaps you should have been on I.V. crack/PCP like the rest of us cool freefliers......its a sure fire relationship winner... are you still jumping that skymaster 210? how's africa? i would mail ya but i'm off out in a moment visiting my harem. ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4201 0 #16 November 1, 2006 Well, if you are smoking meth, then no wonder. Also, i don't think meth will help you much in skydiving. Might help you become a dumb fuck, that's about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #17 November 23, 2006 QuoteSome 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do... This was posted in the wrong forum. This belongs in the "Men only" forum where male skydivers discuss health, family and emotional problems. And women love belly flyers. It's true!Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frogout 0 #18 November 27, 2006 It's cool now, not only am I the coolest bloke on the DZ but we are back together.......The secret is to grow your hair really long and have rediculously skinny arms....I also put on a french accent and wear one of babylon's old jumpsuits that I bought on e-bay......oh and I nearly forgot....only give the time of day to people who have over 2000 jumps. God I love freeflying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billyg23 0 #19 December 7, 2006 how are the plans for setting up a nautical escort agency coming along? are u gonna be back for xmas? i miss you---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frogout 0 #20 December 9, 2006 Having problems with the International Maritime Organisation at the mo, apparantly they have some "moral issues" with the project. It's not as if I'm treating the orphans unfairly now is it? They would'nt have a problem if I filled the boat up with big black gaylord amputees! My hopes of getting home for xmas are dwindling by the hour....Thanks for e-mailing me the photo of your girlfriend, I'm not into fat asian chicks myself but I'm sure she is a loverly person....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 December 12, 2006 Sorry, dude...I trimmed her down to 4-way but I'll return her when I finish. Right now she's still going for Zig-zags, donuts, and accordians. Al...Al Bundy to you, sir. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #22 December 14, 2006 Just don't forget to wash her down before you return her.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike0006 0 #23 December 21, 2006 Also don't forget make sure the her tank is full of gas. If this is the first time then you also have to tie a case of beer to her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #24 January 21, 2007 QuoteSome 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do... I'm sure she'd be with you, if you were any good at head down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HillerMyLife 0 #25 February 16, 2007 Nice...sarcasm???Someday Never Comes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
