Gene03 0 #26 January 23, 2012 Well, that was certainly uncalled for.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mpohl 1 #27 January 23, 2012 Why? Just offering a different perspective. So, care to explain the "uncalled for" part? QuoteWell, that was certainly uncalled for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
almeister112 0 #28 January 24, 2012 How exactly does one feel her contradictions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobMoore 0 #29 January 24, 2012 QuoteHow exactly does one feel her contradictions? She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive""For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #30 January 24, 2012 QuoteDid you stick your dick in and felt her contradictions? In free fall? Uhhhh what?BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #31 January 24, 2012 A friend of mine made a tandem a couple of years ago. We chased her out of the plane and docked on her. I could tell she was having a good time. Later that night she admitted to having an orgasm under canopy. You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,380 #32 January 24, 2012 Just one out of about 500 tandems total. She was pretty embarrassed about the whole thing; kept apologizing. I kept telling her no worries; seems like a good thing overall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #33 January 24, 2012 I filmed one at Perris, and she was not shy about it atall,creamingOh Yes Oh yes.....yoru a Thunder God, OhhhYeeessssss... For the whole canopoy flight, Kent Promise ws the TI...When she was unhooked, she instantly jumped on him, still screaming Oh yessss, My Thunder God... It took her a good coupel of minutes to even do a interview, which was her discribing her orgasim, her last words, Hard Righ Ohhh yesssss....One of my best clips ever , still have it on VHS... she was a hotty too, pro model..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #34 January 24, 2012 My Thunder God. I like this. Calls for a T-shirt. TANDEM JUMPING: PREPARE TO MEET THY THUNDER GOD! Got to have Beavis and Butt-Head in the top left corner, of course. HuhuhuhuThe sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #35 January 24, 2012 I first heard about this some 20 years ago. Girl comes out and does two tandems. TI tells us later she had the big O on opening. She turns to the Instructor and says, "I'm sorry, that just happens to me some times. TI replies, "Oh no problem, want to do it again?" "Yes." She came back next weekend to start her AFF. Became a jumper, met a man and got married 'bout a year later and moved out of State. Haven't heard from her since. Thanks everybody for your replies, this has been a fun thread.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #36 January 24, 2012 QuoteQuoteHow exactly does one feel her contradictions? She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" Bob, you are such a clown. See you in March. Unless you come out for the Super Bowl party on FEB 5th.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #37 January 26, 2012 Apparently, I'm not very perceptive. I have around 3000 tandems, and if any of my students experienced sexual fulfillment while under my expert service, I didn't know it. The closest I come though is a girl who upon landing exclaimed very loudly "I need to fuck now!" to which I replied "I'll have to touch base with my wife on that."Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pchapman 261 #38 January 26, 2012 In that vein, and slightly off topic, I was around when a female tandem student landed and blurted out, "Oh my god, that was better than sex!" ... which was a bit awkward because her fiance was there to welcome her down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #39 January 26, 2012 Alright folks, Let's keep these stories, uhhhm, coming. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #40 January 26, 2012 Quote In that vein, and slightly off topic, I was around when a female tandem student landed and blurted out, "Oh my god, that was better than sex!" ... which was a bit awkward because her fiance was there to welcome her down. That statement has always made me wonder. Maybe it lasted twice as long?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #41 January 26, 2012 Quote Quote In that vein, and slightly off topic, I was around when a female tandem student landed and blurted out, "Oh my god, that was better than sex!" ... which was a bit awkward because her fiance was there to welcome her down. That statement has always made me wonder. Maybe it lasted twice as long? My reply has always been, "Why , because it lasted longer, and you weren't alone?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #42 January 27, 2012 Quote Quote Quote In that vein, and slightly off topic, I was around when a female tandem student landed and blurted out, "Oh my god, that was better than sex!" ... which was a bit awkward because her fiance was there to welcome her down. That statement has always made me wonder. Maybe it lasted twice as long? My reply has always been, "Why , because it lasted longer, and you weren't alone?" Cheaper & no blisters... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #43 January 27, 2012 Quote Maybe it lasted twice as long? Hmmm, 14,000 ft makes about 50 secs so this would allow for two Al-Bundy style humps and 10 additional secs for the the cigarette after? The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wetrock 0 #44 February 1, 2012 I'm just a vidiot but, there was this stagette party that jumped. I was explaining the emotions one feels after having jumped and as politely as I possibly could. I mentioned that some women experience orgasm on opening. everyone in the stagette party mother daughter cousins sisters and friends raised their hands. With out me asking to get a show of hands. The hand cam video the ti's shoot sometimes shows very enthusiastic female passengers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #45 February 1, 2012 Quote ... everyone in the stagette party mother daughter cousins sisters and friends raised their hands. ... This definition gives a good explanation why they did so and had it taped The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #46 June 16, 2012 Quote How many TI's have had a female passenger orgasm during the jump? 1st today. But was during canopy ride when we did a 360. Woohoo. I asked her, if she wanted to do another one, she wanted, of course I love my new Twin Century The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #47 June 18, 2012 I don't know if I've ever had a passenger have one or not. (And yes, I can usually tell if a woman is having an "O") but looking back I've have a lot of enthusiastic women passengers who couldn't stop smiling, giggling, etc. As much as I love jumping, I've never gotten an "O" from opening. Hell, that'd be cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #48 June 18, 2012 [As much as I love jumping, I've never gotten an "O" from opening. Hell, that'd be cool. Your jumpsuit would then look like Monica Lewinski's blue dress! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #49 June 18, 2012 Quote [As much as I love jumping, I've never gotten an "O" from opening. Hell, that'd be cool. Your jumpsuit would then look like Monica Lewinski's blue dress! Plus I'd need a nap after 3-4 jumps . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #50 June 19, 2012 Quote Quote [As much as I love jumping, I've never gotten an "O" from opening. Hell, that'd be cool. Your jumpsuit would then look like Monica Lewinski's blue dress! Plus I'd need a nap after 3-4 jumps . . .OTOH, there are skydivers who - now and then - light a cigarette right after opening/checks/slider stow. Seen one on tape. Guy claimed "was after a rough AFF jump, needed the fag to calm", and I thought "cool f*cker" but hehe, now if I give second thought to it... The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
