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Best definition I've heard:
"If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport."
I guess by that definition, skydiving is NOT a sport, and scuba diving is :D



Never done a full-altitude hop & pop at sunset, eh? :D



Read again, Dave. He said skydiving is *not* a sport (ergo, you *can* drink beer while doing it).

Scuba, on the other hand... yeah, that'd be a little tough. I've done a snorkel/regulator exchange, but I think bottle/regulator exchange would probably be pretty difficult.

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You could drink a beer while diving. But you'd get drunk fast and belch like crazy on your ascent.

Cave and wreck divers can be submerged for up to 12 hours at a time...they have to drink bottled water and eat candy bars during that time.
Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary

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Main Entry: sport
Pronunciation: 'spOrt, 'sport
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, to divert, disport, short for disporten
intransitive senses
1 a : to amuse oneself : FROLIC b : to engage in a sport
2 a : to mock or ridicule something b : to speak or act in jest : TRIFLE
3 [2sport] : to deviate or vary abruptly from type (as by bud variation) : MUTATE
transitive senses
1 : to display or wear usually ostentatiously : BOAST
2 [2sport] : to put forth as a sport or bud variation
Mykel AFF-I10
Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

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Main Entry: ath·lete
Pronunciation: 'ath-"lEt, ÷'a-th&-"lEt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin athleta, from Greek athlEtEs, from athlein to contend for a prize, from athlon prize, contest
: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina
Mykel AFF-I10
Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

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Main Entry: para·chut·ist
Pronunciation: 'par-&-"shü-tist
Function: noun
: one that parachutes : as a : PARATROOPER b : a person who parachutes as a sport
Mykel AFF-I10
Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

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