0
barroch

Tandem Masters...

Recommended Posts

Quote

Hello,

I was just wondering guys, what is the minimum requirement to start training as a tandem master? Thing is I just travelled round Australia and I am looking to get permanent residancy and the Tandem market is huge over there. There is nothing I would like more than jumping out with Swedish chicks strapped to me for a living!

My plan is to work up to Tandem Master status in the UK and move over to Oz. I know it is a long way off but I'm the type of person that needs a plan in life and a target to aim for and if I know what I hav to do it will not seem as so much of a mamoth task!

I would appreciate any ideas, suggestions and information!

Hope everyone is ok and blue skies to everyone!

Bazza :P




Wake up. For each chick you are allowed to jump with, you get 50 pigs at least!!:P
Even worse. The nice chick are generally the passengers causing problems on exit of freefall, not miss/mister piggy.:SB|

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Using your droque to gain stability is a bad habit,
Especially when you are jumping a sport rig

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Wake up. For each chick you are allowed to jump with, you get 50 pigs at least!!:P
Even worse. The nice chick are generally the passengers causing problems on exit of freefall, not miss/mister piggy.:SB|

It's hard not to be stable when you have a 200+ pound bowling ball on the front. :D

The hard part is having your 105 pound wife swoop in on one of those.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote


I call those chicks "flow-ers."

Since every time you adjust the harness, they seem to flow around the straps...and make you shudder.:o[:/]:D:P



Ok, I admit, I laughed. But c'mon, I'm sure U get some fat-ass men, too!! :P Don't U have smart-ass names for them, too?

Seriously, fat women really get shafted in our society, its so unfair. I have some overweight friends who I'd like to bring for a tandem. They are within weight limits, but they are very self-conscious and think that they will be embarrassed, so they won't go. Its really unfair that fat men don't seem to get the ridicule of fat women.[:/]
"At 13,000 feet nothing else matters."
PFRX!!!!!
Team Funnel #174, Sunshine kisspass #109
My Jump Site

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Its really unfair that fat men don't seem to get the ridicule of fat women.



Actually, as a fat man I'll say that we do get ridicule.

Most of the men that are fat that are still within the weight limits I take are beer gutted and still flow around the harness. Infact, I can men and women flow-ers.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0