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Major advancement announced

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Surrogate Jumpers Debut
Major advancement announced
Ijamsville, MD May 28, 2003

The Down to Earth Flyers DZ is now providing surrogate jumpers for anyone willing to pay for the service.
For the price of a lift ticket and a suggested 15% gratuity, a pinch-hitting jumper will take the place of the customer and perform as required.
Tom Sandwich, DZO, says business exceeded his expectations on the first day the service was introduced.
"What the heck," said Tom,
"they don't pack, spot or pull their own reserves anymore, why break a sweat actually skydiving?

Now they can come to the DZ, give their gear to the stand-in and relax while we do the rest.
We'll even update and sign their log books."
NAFFA, The North American Free Fallers Association, has issued SJ ratings numbers 1 through 3 to Mr. Sandwich, his wife Kathy and his business partner, Mark Slider. :P










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