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Skootz

Lost Prairie Boogie 2011 - July 23rd - August 1st

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Having experienced this my first LP Boogie, i.e. woke up at 3am and put on all my clothes, I have also slept in a tent with just my underwear, on top of an air mattress.

So be prepared either way

madjohn

Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone.

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Having experienced this my first LP Boogie, i.e. woke up at 3am and put on all my clothes, I have also slept in a tent with just my underwear, on top of an air mattress.

So be prepared either way

madjohn



You were able to find your clothes?
Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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Having experienced this my first LP Boogie, i.e. woke up at 3am and put on all my clothes, I have also slept in a tent with just my underwear, on top of an air mattress.



After sunset? Wow, that must have been a weird boogie. I can remember less-cold years, but never "just my underwear" years. Then there's the years where all the dogs' water bowls developed a layer of ice overnight. Brr.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Then there's the year it was pretty warm while you were sleeping, since you woke up at 3PM.:P




Hahahahaha....I remember when the almost sober load didn't get up until mid afternoon.....that was AWESOME! :D:D:D:D:D:D
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Almost sober loads are a bad bad thing....

Last year I remeber gettin chewed out for pulling way low on one...

then I did it again on the next load...

anything before noon at LP is an almost sober load...


i will never forget waking up on the 15minute call for that load...

Get up, kick a girl out of my tent, have a peee, dirt dive, get on the plane... Well good morning lost prairie :$:)

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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Vader, you are a minor legend. We'll miss you this year.
;)
madjohn

After 18 years I have experienced all kinds of weather conditions at LP. Luckily saw the Northern lights turn on from Midnight to 4am once.

You never know, and this year all bets are off for weather.
And being drunkass on tequila until the next afternoon had nothing to do with outside temperature.[:/]


Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone.

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And being drunkass on tequila until the next afternoon had nothing to do with outside temperature.[:/]



Something about redheads being a very bad influence, if I recall correctly. ;)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Trust me. Im a much nicer guy when Im naked. Even nicer if your naked too!

and where did you see with clothes on and nicely groomed hair? your not a prosecutor are you?



Hi HCS

I guess you don't remember meeting me a LP. At my age with my Bod if I took off my cloth's everyone would go blind even without the bleach.

The nicely groomed hair? Look at your avatar thats what I'm talking about. :)
I won't be going to LP this year and won't be missed :)
But WAG Mr Vader you will be missed:(. I don't know how you got all the essential boogie gear in your tent but your creative, resourceful, know how to adapt & most important know how to partyB|

Not as outstanding as a naked mike, no toe sucking etc, but if you keep it up;) You'll become a legend. Then you'll be a old fart and be forgotten.

It's kind of the cycle of life.

Party on!!!!:)
R.I.P.
One Jump Wonder

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I guess you don't remember meeting me a LP. At my age with my Bod if I took off my cloth's everyone would go blind even without the bleach.



I think we just stumbled on a solution to the problem with the locals
Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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F**K it. Been talking about this forever. This is the year I go.

See you at the prairie. :)



Sweeet! Skootz and I and a bunch of others will be in Ft Washington. We are not hard to miss...come say hello ;)
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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I guess you don't remember meeting me a LP. At my age with my Bod if I took off my cloth's everyone would go blind even without the bleach.



I think we just stumbled on a solution to the problem with the locals


Hi HCS

Sorry it would only be a tempory solution :)
Them Yutes are tough boys and girls One minute of target practice, then the quad runners from the hood would use me as a speed bump then maybe just drag whats left to feed the critters

IMO let boogie organizers take care of the yutes it's their job.

Yutes have no respect for their elders.We're Doomed doomed i tell you:)

Joke don't do this stupid shit!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe sacrificing a One tandem skydiver virgin with a std of any gender. Or one of ea gender to the teens as a peace offering/

Blinding the teens with bright lights around the outer perimeter, with some inner defences and duct tape the yute to the stop signs or somerthing
One Jump Wonder

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I can say all the locals are bad. One of my favourite memories from LP was the first year I was there and I managed to bag me a cute local chick. She spent the night with my in my most awesome campervan.

In the morning her Ma came out to find her and found her sitting there with me, Smokin a cigarette, Hair still spiked up from the night before, all covered in tattoos and not wearing a shirt.

This poor Ma looked at me as tho I was the devil himself, and I had just spent the night corrupting her innocent daughter.... Man if looks could kill :|

So naturally I smiled and waved at Ma while daughter walked back to her pickup truck hangingh er head in shame.
B|B|B|

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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One of my favorite Vader moments was walking up to the bonfire to see you yelling at some of the locals with beer in hand, arms up in the air and doing the helicopter. I was laughing so hard I had to stop walking to catch my breath and wipe the tears from my eyes. It's not easy to laugh that hard when cinched up in a corset. :ph34r:

Adrenaline is my crack

DPH #3
D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

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I can say all the locals are bad. One of my favourite memories from LP was the first year I was there and I managed to bag me a cute local chick. She spent the night with my in my most awesome campervan.

In the morning her Ma came out to find her and found her sitting there with me, Smokin a cigarette, Hair still spiked up from the night before, all covered in tattoos and not wearing a shirt.

This poor Ma looked at me as tho I was the devil himself, and I had just spent the night corrupting her innocent daughter.... Man if looks could kill :|

So naturally I smiled and waved at Ma while daughter walked back to her pickup truck hangingh er head in shame.
B|B|B|



Hi HC

if you think looks could kill think what a gun would have done.That could have put some added detail to your tats or other body parts:|

One of my favorite memories was waiting for the jump in at brewery. I wasn't even a paid up uspa member. But I did have a skydiving T shirt.

I scanned the crowd and thought I saw a easy mark for some fun. There was nice women at least 28 yr's my senior (and I'm old) She's got with one of those canes that has the 4 ft on the bottom. She had to be with at least 3 generations of her kids.

If your going to do stupid shit in broad day light you gotta have wintness. We struck up a friendly converstion she was sharp as a tack.

When I asked her is she wanted to go sit in my car:)
The nice lady said sure sweet heart lets go:o:$ her kids, grand kids, great grands are cracking up. Thats grandma:D:D

I was just jokeing:( and I didn't even have a car:)
Grandma and the clan see the look on my face. :D:D:D

I needed something to save my dignity scratch head scratch butt. :ph34r: I heard the voice saw the light and said

Sorry I have a headach can I give you a rain check. ;)

At least Granma and her clan and I all cracked up on that one.

The lady with the big ass o2 bottle on wheels in another part of the country had possibities . I can not tell a lie. When she demanded her husband get her small o2 portable bottle.:o:(

I was afraid very afraid and found a place to hide, When I thought she had left I wss sitting a the picnic table and I hear two voices and no light. Thats the dude that I tried to pick up ma/grand ma sounded big, mean, and angry.:(B|

At least this time I had my own wheels and got the hell out of dodge before something bad happened. Either grandma found me with her portable o2 bottle or her son's would find me and give ne a serious ass wooping :D:D:D

I would have chosen the beat down if I had a choice . with my luck I could have ended up with both,:(

That was the last time I tried joking around with a much older women. strted think about all kinds of problems, heart attack (i'm old) her o2 bottle runs empty, hose gets kinked, to her o2, boittle, she slips some of her husbands viagra in my drink, Or even worse she wants moreB|B| and starts beting my dumb with her o2 bottle beuse she wants more more more. then her big ass son's kick my worn out butt for not making Ma or grand ma happy. Or their paw unhappy.

I had a heart to heart with myself.:|

Self there's probably a lot of elder women that turn up MIA. Had a vision of wanted posters nationed wide for a serial older women serial killer with my face on it.[:/][:/][:/] I'm a lucky man I'm still alive I'm not in prision for life 15-20 yr's would be life. Hell waiting in county lockup for 6 month would be a life sentence.:(

But with a little fear comes some real funny memories and I'm still :D:D:D.

I hope I live long enough to make it to the assisted living center. The odds are supposed to be in my favor. Kind of like the boobs at the DZ.

I need to start a plan maybe the head nurse that has the key to the med locker:) Or the manager that assigns the rooms. :)
Those
One Jump Wonder

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F**K it. Been talking about this forever. This is the year I go.

See you at the prairie. :)



YAY!!! Come visit us in Byranada! :)


Visit hell, I need a place to pitch my tent!

And apparently I'm transporting a package to you from your bastard child :S:D:D
Scars remind us that the past is real

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