fireballgrl 0 #1 August 11, 2009 This is copied from the facebook page: I'm going to Couch Freaks 2009! Fort Dodge Regional Airport, Iowa September 2-7, 2009 AIRCRAFT: -4 Planes from the Skydive Arizona Fleet! (1 Skyvan & 2 Super Otters & 1 Caravan) -Pitts Biplane – TBD -Helicopter –Confirmed! This year's helicopter will have 4 mounted cameras to capture your skydive. 1 on the nose, 1 fisheye on the underbelly, and 2 in the seating area. Robinson R44 -Hot Air Balloons – to be confirmed! ORGANIZERS: -Tom Schroder, Larry Clapp, and Mandy Shaeffer will be organizing RW dives all weekend long. -Freefly load organizers – We are proud to announce partnership with http://skyventurecolorado.com/ and they will provide our FF LO’s in 2009! FOOD: -Free Beer 24/7 -Hog roast and Iowa Sweet Corn Feed Wed Night -Iowa Chop Dinner Saturday Night -Fort Dodge Chili Lovers Chili Feed Sunday Night -Starlite Restuarant will be onsite all boogie during daylight hours SCHEDULE: *WTF are we waiting for Wednesday Noon CDT - Gates open. Prior to noon, please park as the signs on the street tell you to 12:01 PM CDT - Beer Truck Opens 2PM - Hot tub PH balance testing 3pm..ISH...first load! YES!!!!!! After sundown - Hog roast/Iowa sweet corn feed (included with paid admission) *Table Niner Thursday 7am – Breakfast vendors show up, roll out of your tent and get ready to JUMP! 8am- What is that PA system yelling in my ears? Jumping Begins. Curse manifest for waking you up and realizing who you woke up next to 9am- Who wants a chili dog? Time to suffer. Not till 11am, sucka 10am- Should I cut the speaker cable or move my tent? I will move my tent or else face the wrath of an angry couch freak. Damn that PA is loud, why did I put my tent next to it? Idiot. Noon - Beer truck still going after 24 hours. No keg bowling fatalities. Yet. Time for a nooner 9pm - DJ TBA 9:01- There will never be a ZoomieLand like the original, but you can try. Immitate the originals and get your campsite nekkid. Latenight – Practice Laps @ the Windsock *Fat Albert Sex Friday 7am – Breakfast vendors open 8am- Jumping Begins First Load - Kicks off the NPSL meet. More details at http://www.skyleague.com 6pm - Please be sure to use the condom in the boogie bag properly. We are not prepared for your offspring to be here at Dollar Daze 2009, and neither are you 9pm- Meet at the Party Hanger for some great band 10:30pm or during 1st intermission- Prize giveaways! You must be present to win Latenight – First Round Qualifying - Windsock Runs *Polyester day is here - Sapiosexual Saturday 7am- Breakfast is served. Bring cash. 8am- Jumping Begins now. Don't worry, the pilots have a lower BAC than the manifest workers. 4pm- Lingerie Dive??? TBA Just before sunset- Iowa Pork Chop Feed Dinner (don't miss this!) 6pm- Beer Truck-still cold, still familiar, still loving 8pm- Chicken Pooper Contest! Listen throughout the day for announcements 9pm- Head to the party hanger, some awesome band will be playing All night long - Annual Polyester Party First musical intermission - Best (un)Dressed Contest Even later - Prize giveaways round #2 Windsock Runs - main event 2:00am - Keg bowling championships - will they go 15 layers high this year? See you at the ER *Sip one for my homies Sunday 7am-Starlight Breakfast Grille 8am- Jumping Begins OK probably closer to 9am. 6pm- Ft. Dodge Chili Lovers Killer Chili Feed. Vegetarian or Road Kill??? Beer Truck vs. Pink Cadillac Hot Tub in a drag race, who would win? 8pm - Chicken Pooper Raffle Round #2 - twice the buy in, twice the winnings! 9pm - Yet another killer band Latenight – Birthday Suit Bash party like there is no tomorrow Late Late Night - Did you close the camper curtains? Be sure to do so before filming any porno video *My God, who did I wake up with Monday? 7am- Starlight Breakfast Grille 8am-ish- Jumping Begins WE STILL HAVE BEER! Flowing cold as ever. Fruit rollups for Bart. Beer rollups for Homer. 3pm- Don't pack up that tent just yet! We’re still Jumping! Sunset- Last load Hot tub closes to the general public Beer Truck closes (??? to be continued) Those who remain will cry tears for those who have left the premises Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #2 August 12, 2009 Couchfreaks is always a blast. Hopefully the weather gods will be kind.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #3 August 12, 2009 Hooknswoop and I are heading out the afternoon of the 2nd, so we will be ready for some jumping on the 3rd.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdobleman 0 #4 August 13, 2009 Finally going to jump with Yo Mama. madjohn Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireballgrl 0 #5 August 13, 2009 338 members of the facebook page saying they are going, and thats not counting all those jumpers in the midwest yet to still discover facebook! Sounds like a party Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeyo 1 #6 August 15, 2009 For the 4th consecutive year we have a crew making the trip from Puerto Rico. So far we are 6, a few more are possible. HISPA #93 DS #419.5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #7 August 15, 2009 Quote 338 members of the facebook page saying they are going, and thats not counting all those jumpers in the midwest yet to still discover facebook! Sounds like a party Well, as soon as we midwesterners get 'lectricity and the interweb, we will be completely modern! Just think, lectric lights in the stable so we can see the horses when we saddle them up!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #8 August 15, 2009 Yep, 'cause ain't nuttin' to do 'round here 'cep git high an' fu-uuck!! T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingos 0 #9 August 17, 2009 18th year in a row!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cderham 0 #10 August 18, 2009 FAF will be there.. We might even make a jump this year. Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireballgrl 0 #11 August 18, 2009 What you missed last year Couchfreaks Dollardaze 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeyo 1 #12 August 19, 2009 They still missing it...bad link HISPA #93 DS #419.5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireballgrl 0 #13 August 19, 2009 hmmm... I could have sworn that link worked Couch Freaks 08 scroll down to the photo album since it won't let me directly link it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingos 0 #14 August 20, 2009 $60 boogie fee this year!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cderham 0 #15 August 21, 2009 Quote $60 boogie fee this year!!! WTF!!! Looks like I am gonna have to drink more beer to offset the cost Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #16 August 21, 2009 I'm on it! This will be 15 years for me. First year I attended, I had less than 100 jumps. Got on a naked load (sausage fest, organized by two girls, but they backed out). Some of the boys landed near the bleachers. When I got home, people were telling me that they'd heard about a bunch of naked skydivers on Paul Harvey. What do you say Jenny? Let's do it again, but add a bunch of girls to the mix! MartinExperience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #17 August 21, 2009 Folks, We've been giving our website a new look these past couple weeks! Sorry it had to be right before boogie time when the old one went kaput. Anyhow, go to www.couchfreaks.com and check out all the new menu items under "Dollar Daze". Advanced apologies if it is a big sluggish, we're getting on a faster server very soon. If there is any other info you would like me to put up there, please ask me! We've been bustin butt boogie planning, so haven't been on Facebook or dz.com lately I will put up a link to the facebook page "i'm going to couch freaks 2009"! cheers, bill o Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeyo 1 #18 August 21, 2009 I just sent a message to the 344 members of the Facebook group informing of the updates 12 days! HISPA #93 DS #419.5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #19 August 25, 2009 That's a reaaalll nice interweb page-a-mathingy ya got there Bill! I see that the Chris Lager band is coming back so that's an extra bonus. But really, as long as there is beer and airplanes and I get to see all my old friends, the rest is really just details, details... I booked my flight a long time ago so I'll see you at the beer truck Wednesday night! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #20 August 25, 2009 We're excited to get KLB back too! They're getting pretty popular so it was a happy day when I heard that we were able to get them booked this year. Be sure to thank Hobbs for staying in touch with them and pleading for them to come back. See you there. I am jealous you get to nap till landing on the ramp at FOD, i get to do that loooong drive from KC up there that you know all too well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #21 August 26, 2009 QuoteI'm on it! This will be 15 years for me. 4th year for me! Year one was my first Otter and first Skyvan jump, not to mention when the first time Todd hit on me. Todd laughed at me when, after my first skyvan jump and had a perma-grin, I told him I was going to make t-shirts that said "I Jumped The Skyvan!". Year two was my first NPSL meet at Couch (including my 300th on round 5) and was on and celebrated Todd's 5000th. I remember his amazing smile that whole night long. Good times. Year three I was still in my haze, less than one month after Todd died. Did my 500th and had the honor of Todd's AFFI-E from a month prior sign off my D-license (Thanks Mike!) Year four...TBT...but I know it will be memorable! But nothing like a good sausage fest, which I have not claim too. See all you Freaks at Couch!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 August 26, 2009 A chick had permagrin after a Skyvan ride? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingos 0 #23 August 26, 2009 Maybe we will get lucky and jump tickets will only be $21 or $22!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yeyo 1 #24 August 26, 2009 Hey there...coincidence! I also did my 300th in CF 2007, and did my 500th in CF 2008...got 695 now so I guess Ill do my 700th in CF 2009 HISPA #93 DS #419.5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireballgrl 0 #25 August 26, 2009 Kel and I will be organizing S.L.U.T's dive(s) on Saturday. Yes, the SLUT's are getting back to their Couch Freak's roots and celebrating our 1 year anniversary!!! We would love to have any current "sluts" also help initiate some new hot sky chicas Oh and we don't check ID's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
