simplyputsi 0 #76 September 16, 2008 Quote And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer. You forget that there are most likely girls that will be competing. I'm sure boobies can sway a judge and the crowd Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #77 September 16, 2008 Quote And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer boobies. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #78 September 16, 2008 Quote Quote And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer & boobies. Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #79 September 16, 2008 Since Greg or somebody has said pumpkin drops are out because nobody will clean up the mess, how about balloons filled with flour and water or something like that and have an accuracy competition. Drop the balloon from say, 500 feet. That stuff will wash away with the next rain. Just pick up the little pieces of busted balloons, or is nobody going to do that either? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #80 September 16, 2008 Quote Since Greg or somebody has said pumpkin drops are out because nobody will clean up the mess, how about balloons filled with flour and water or something like that and have an accuracy competition. Drop the balloon from say, 500 feet. That stuff will wash away with the next rain. Just pick up the little pieces of busted balloons, or is nobody going to do that either? I'm not saying who I would be aiming for. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #81 September 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Do you have a 12 foot tape measure? Going to take longer to measure, but you can add right? You're asking a lot from skydivers, aren't you? I ask a lot from lots of people these days Andy. Lead follow or get the hell out of my way!!! Ummm how about you just eye ball it. You either landed close or you didn't. hahahaha I have a 100' tape measure you guys can borrow. I might even have 2, I'd have to look for the 2nd one though. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #82 September 16, 2008 If we're trying to do landing and beer, Hit N' Chug with standard rules say 20 feet from the edge of the pond just to make it interesting..........sink or swim bitches!!!!! Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #83 September 16, 2008 Hey I'm a better swimmer than I am a canopy pilot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #84 September 16, 2008 Quote And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer. Hear THAT Big Eric? He's on to you! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #85 September 17, 2008 Looks like somebody needs to buy a couple o' kegs!People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #86 September 17, 2008 Quote Looks like somebody needs to buy a couple o' kegs! Well, that covers Loud Dan and Hans...what about the rest of us? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freelyflyn71 0 #87 September 18, 2008 Quote Quote And if it's close between two people, the winner is the one who bribes the judges with the most beer. Hear THAT Big Eric? He's on to you! Sounds like I'm out...I'm touchin' on 400 jumps......and my avatar I'm pointing NOT touching...I've never touched that nice ass...not sayin' I never will...just sayin' I never have! And the wife kinda wants to smack it now and again herself! The Braver the Bird...The Fatter the Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freelyflyn71 0 #88 September 18, 2008 Quote Hey you.... send me the full res copy of your avatar, pls... thx. I'll dig it up fer ya! The Braver the Bird...The Fatter the Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #89 September 18, 2008 Quote Sounds like I'm out...I'm touchin' on 400 jumps... I thought you were going to help us measure distances? I figure, working together and tying the ends of the 300ft tapes together, that we could get a fix on Roxi's distance...assuming, of course, that we don't have to choke on the cloud of dust across the gravel road to do it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #90 September 18, 2008 Quote Quote Sounds like I'm out...I'm touchin' on 400 jumps... I thought you were going to help us measure distances? I figure, working together and tying the ends of the 300ft tapes together, that we could get a fix on Roxi's distance...assuming, of course, that we don't have to choke on the cloud of dust across the gravel road to do it. You get a fishin' rod and tie the line to AJ's collar. Then when he chases people on landing, you just count how many cranks it takes to reel him in.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #91 September 19, 2008 Ok people so I had this idea pop into my head while in Party City today. They have masks of like Hilary Clinton, John McCain, Obama, and I'm sure Palin will come up and there are always reagan and carter and others. Looked like they ran about 15 bucks. I'm not sure how impeeding these would be to jump in, but whose up for an election 2008 jump? Anyone?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freelyflyn71 0 #92 September 19, 2008 Quote Quote Sounds like I'm out...I'm touchin' on 400 jumps... I thought you were going to help us measure distances? I figure, working together and tying the ends of the 300ft tapes together, that we could get a fix on Roxi's distance...assuming, of course, that we don't have to choke on the cloud of dust across the gravel road to do it. I'll help, of course...but maybe we could do a one round takes all accuracy round...me and you...Raven vs Triathlon...rear risers only! The Braver the Bird...The Fatter the Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freelyflyn71 0 #93 September 19, 2008 You get a fishin' rod and tie the line to AJ's collar. Then when he chases people on landing, you just count how many cranks it takes to reel him in. Sounds good...you bring the 15 foot rod and Marlin reel and I'll bring the video camera! The Braver the Bird...The Fatter the Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #94 September 19, 2008 Quote I'll help, of course...but maybe we could do a one round takes all accuracy round...me and you...Raven vs Triathlon...rear risers only! Dude! You are so ON! Loser pays the jump. I assume you'll be here this weekend for practice...you'll need it. "Sounds good...you bring the 15 foot rod and Marlin reel and I'll bring the video camera!" I'm thinking Seagram's 7 for bait.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #95 September 19, 2008 Ladies. If you're planning another naked jump, please land ON the DZ this time, OK, hmmmmmm?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whodamiss 0 #96 September 20, 2008 You get a fishin' rod and tie the line to AJ's collar. Then when he chases people on landing, you just count how many cranks it takes to reel him in. You know, I don't know that I am 100% comfortable with this plan. If any fishing implements are to be used, please warn me first so that I can get to a safe zone! Fishing accidents can be quite dangerous! MelI like shiny things mmmm.....shiny things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whodamiss 0 #97 September 20, 2008 Quote Have you met his wife? She rocks my socks in her tutu... You're not so bad yourself! Can't wait to see you in your tutu for Halloween! MelI like shiny things mmmm.....shiny things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #98 September 20, 2008 Quote Have you met his wife? She rocks my socks in her tutu... 2nd that! Hmmmm...what to wear...a tutu? Nope. I think my last "real" Halloween costume was when I was 7 years old. I was a pack of cigarettes...honest injun.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #99 September 20, 2008 So, how's the metal-work? Not many can say they got metal from a fishing boo-boo. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #100 September 22, 2008 We need to get a menu together for this one! That way if I need to bring foods I can make sure I have my shopping done! Or I'll bring my drunken cooking skillz and cook for my meals!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
