caligirl39385 0 #1 August 27, 2008 On Labor day weekend we will doing Bikini and Lingerie jumps at ADVENTURE SKYDIVE CENTER in Cedartown GA... If you jump in one or the other you will receive your jump for $19.00..... All other lift tickets will be $23.00... Nate Fisher will be organizing RW jumps for all skill levels and Doing coach jumps... Michael B. will be out organizing freefly jump for all skill levels!!!!! THE GORILLA WILL BE BACK !!!!!!! Don't miss all the FUN!!! See you this weekend!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #2 August 27, 2008 So, you guys are having a sausage fest. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #3 August 27, 2008 That's what it sounds like to me too It doesn't say you have to be a female. I can see it now, a bunch of dudes in bananna hammocks all crunched together in the plane for cheap jumps I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 August 27, 2008 Quote That's what it sounds like to me too It doesn't say you have to be a female. I can see it now, a bunch of dudes in bananna hammocks all crunched together in the plane for cheap jumps When you see this website, you won't be surprised at all. Yes that is their site, I shit you not. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stlouis_jumper 0 #6 August 28, 2008 LOL - thanks I needed a laugh. Oh man - you think they offer naked tandoms? Oh heck - if I ever get in the area I'll have to stp by for a jump; just because! That's funny @#$#! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #7 August 28, 2008 Quote So, you guys are having a sausage fest. More like lots of creepy old guys ogling girls 20-30 years their junior. That and ASC trying to draw people in because they have a shit reputation."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 August 28, 2008 Quote ...old guys ogling girls 20-30 years their junior. Hey! Wait a minute...you would deny the old guys???? It should be an Olympic sport! Whachyagonnado when YOU get old? Oh wait...you said "creepy". You must be talkin' about TandemGuy. Carry on.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 August 28, 2008 Quote Quote ...old guys ogling girls 20-30 years their junior. Hey! Wait a minute...you would deny the old guys???? It should be an Olympic sport! Whachyagonnado when YOU get old? Oh wait...you said "creepy". You must be talkin' about TandemGuy. Carry on. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #10 August 28, 2008 So I get a whopping $4 discount as long as I'm willing to sponsor eating puppies in front of children. I'll think I'll pass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #11 August 29, 2008 The dues are going to be wearing lingerie too? Sounds like something I'd want to stay away from. Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 September 6, 2008 Quote It doesn't say you have to be a female. I can see it now, a bunch of dudes in bananna hammocks all crunched together in the plane for cheap jumps Too bad I was out of town... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 September 6, 2008 Quote Quote It doesn't say you have to be a female. I can see it now, a bunch of dudes in bananna hammocks all crunched together in the plane for cheap jumps Too bad I was out of town... You bastards at ASC got lucky big time. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superwoman8433 0 #14 September 8, 2008 OMG!!! that was the funnest thing I have seen in a while!!!! Thanks for the laugh I had tears coming down!!! PS. Does Chuck know he is on the website?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflysteve 0 #15 September 8, 2008 Is that why some talk about the fifth attachment for tandems. Swooping, huh? I love that stuff ... all the flashing lights and wailing sirens ... it's very exciting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
