AndrewKarnowski 0 #201 June 27, 2007 Cocaine is Jimmy Coiner’s dandruff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #202 June 27, 2007 The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Jimmy Coiner, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #203 June 27, 2007 Death once had a near-Jimmy Coiner experience.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #204 June 27, 2007 MacGyver uses everyday items to save people; Jimmy Coiner uses everyday items to kill them. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #205 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner is your huckleberry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #206 June 27, 2007 They were going to release a Jimmy Coiner edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Jimmy Coiner. In The Otter. With a Rear float exit." I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #207 June 27, 2007 When you get a collect call from Jimmy Coiner the operator doesn't even bother to ask if you accept the charges. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #208 June 27, 2007 That was falling on my ass funny!!!! I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #209 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner once gave someone carpel tunnel from posting too many jokes about him...<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #210 June 27, 2007 Paris Hilton actually went to jail as part of the witness protection program. The reason? She turned jimmy coiner down for a date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #211 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #212 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner's pulse is measured on the Richter Scale. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #213 June 27, 2007 lol you're doing that post back to back thing... I mean, Jimmy is gonna think you're desperate or something...<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #214 June 27, 2007 If Jimmy Coiner ever runs for president, he will be the first person in history to ever have 100% of the votes. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #215 June 27, 2007 I'll makeup for it at the Redemption Boogie. I'll....I'll....I'll think of something....I hope. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChAzi 0 #216 June 28, 2007 I'm sooooooo excited to come back and jump with everyone!! Although, I'm a little nervous that Jimmy Coiner might demand my virginity...... is Duane cooking on Saturday? I love meat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #217 June 28, 2007 I believe he's cooking on Friday and Saturday, but could be wrong. Keep your.....whatever crossed! I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #218 June 28, 2007 did you guys see jimmy in parachutist this month? two pics on the same page.. when is that guy NOT in parachutist though? he is hotter then paris hilton right now, why haven't the manufactuers noticed this and offered jimmy any sponsorship packages yet? they are loosing out on his market right now thats for sure. Joewww.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #219 June 28, 2007 Compared to this shot of the Paris Hilton? I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #220 June 29, 2007 Quote Compared to this shot of the Paris Hilton? Damn man! Put a NSFW tag on that picture hahahah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #221 June 30, 2007 Mike Mullins King Air is the fastest plane in the world because Jimmy Coiner once touched the engines with his bare hands. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cacrinklaw 0 #222 July 3, 2007 I just want to verify this for everyone. Jimmy Coiner will be at the Redemption Boogie. See ya all there. Lucky Chuck Oh yea, I got my nickname because I got to jump with Jimmy once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #223 July 5, 2007 Well one week left and counting! Have prices been set for jump tickets yet? "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #224 July 5, 2007 QuoteHave prices been set for jump tickets yet? More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #225 July 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteHave prices been set for jump tickets yet? More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet? No I don't. What night do i need them for and what's the reason? "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites