Redemption Boogie 2007!!!!

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Jimmy Coiner is always on top during sex because Jimmy Coiner never fucks up.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

When Jimmy Coiner vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Jimmy Coiner's PC will crash.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner graduated from school with a degree in Jimmy Coiner.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Jimmy Coiner

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When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jimmy Coiner wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner uses staples as hair gel.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

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[freeflyimpaired 0]

Jimmy Coiner once double teamed a girl.. by himself.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

When Jimmy Coiner farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Jimmy Coiner farted, let’s not hope he farts again.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner can build a snowman out of rain.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Many don’t know this, but Peter Jackson is coming out with a sequel to “King Kong” known as “Jimmy Coiner”.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner never played with rubber ducks in the bathtub. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged Vietnamese man.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Saddam hid in a hole because he heard we were sending in Jimmy Coiner

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Strippers tip Jimmy Coiner.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner refers to sex as core training.

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Jimmy Coiner has shot more men in the face than Elton John.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner is the only thing a black hole can’t suck in.

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Jimmy Coiner's dog put a sign on his fence that read “Beware of Jimmy.”

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Biggie Smalls and Tupac killed each other because they heard Jimmy Coiner was rollin’ up on tha set soon.

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Jimmy Coiner once punched a man in the soul.

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