kansasskydiver 0 #101 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner is so powerful Andrew's computer just randomly shut down!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #102 June 27, 2007 QuoteJimmy Coiner is so powerful Andrew's computer just randomly shut down! So I called jimmy's voicemail for technical support, and it will never fail again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #103 June 27, 2007 What happend to the boogie?www.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrankieBoy 0 #104 June 27, 2007 Taking a break from Jimmy, the boogie is still on! We have the Friday luau nailed so bring your Hawaiian shirt! Our guy Jerry, who "discovered" Chris Lager band has another band picked out. Look forward to that on Saturday. The Otter and Beech 99 are 100% in and will be flying like mo fo's! Be there by noon on Thursday - that's when jumping starts. Stay tuned for ticket prices. We're still watching fuel which seems to be doing OK. FF3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #105 June 27, 2007 thanks for the update frank.. I am not sure that Jimmy needs a break though.. here are a few pics of him. one looks like he is kicking women and the other is of his new goggles.. he took the darkside thing serious i guess.www.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #106 June 27, 2007 Quoteone looks like he is kicking women Bitches aint nothin but ho's and tricks! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdthomas 0 #107 June 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteone looks like he is kicking women Bitches aint nothin but ho's and tricks! I thnk that Jimmy may have stated "wheres my money" when this went on... something about lift tickets are needed for the redemption boogie.www.greenboxphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #108 June 27, 2007 Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Jimmy Coiner. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #109 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivinghippie 0 #110 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner can touch MC Hammer. I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #111 June 27, 2007 Dude... It doesn't work if you do them back to back... just makes you look dumb. :-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #112 June 27, 2007 QuoteDude... It doesn't work if you do them back to back... just makes you look dumb. :-P That's correct. We must collaborate our efforts! Meet by the swing set tonight at 1030 hahaha<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #113 June 27, 2007 Quote I thnk that Jimmy may have stated "wheres my money" when this went on... something about lift tickets are needed for the redemption boogie. Nope, he was demonstrating to Chuck Norris the PROPER way to do a round house kick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #114 June 27, 2007 You know the theory of the big bang right? Well that was in reference to Jimmy Ripping ass... The Milky Way was the runs...<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #115 June 27, 2007 If Jimmy Coiner had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1". "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #116 June 27, 2007 In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jimmy Coiner along the US/Mexico border.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #117 June 27, 2007 There are three leading causes of death among Bellyflyers. The first two are Jimmy Coiner, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jimmy Coiner is coming for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #118 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 Skydive Radio Poker Championship despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #119 June 27, 2007 If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jimmy Coiner says its beef. Then it's fucking beef. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #120 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner can do a wheelie on a unicycle.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #121 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner could strangle you with a cordless phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #122 June 27, 2007 Superman's REAL weakness is Jimmy Coiner, kryptonite are just his boogers<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewKarnowski 0 #123 June 27, 2007 It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jimmy Coiner’s milk. Oh, you are so screwed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #124 June 27, 2007 Jimmy Coiner will never die, because the Grim Reaper is too scared to come after him<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #125 June 27, 2007 In high school Jimmy Coiner was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
