CSpenceFLY 1 #226 June 22, 2007 Do I still need to call or have you got me covered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
icemaker 0 #227 June 22, 2007 No Worries.................we have you guys covered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
icemaker 0 #228 June 22, 2007 This just in....................... Just received word from the Millennium Flyers Group that they are going to serve lunch items from 10am - 3pm on Saturday the 14th. Not sure of the exact menu items or what the prices will be but now no one needs to worry about leaving for food. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #229 June 22, 2007 Alright 1st and foremost... it was a Kangaroo hop. 2nd... if it happened in Z hills there's a good chance that I don't remember it and I didn't plan it (but it was probably a DAMN GOOD TIME) 3rd... I need to find more dirt on you Stratostar... but I do know that you have a strange love for that truckstop in indiana and the truckers that shower there... --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #230 June 25, 2007 Quote 3rd... I need to find more dirt on you Stratostar... but I do know that you have a strange love for that truckstop in indiana and the truckers that shower there... Makes sense, his dad, Chile, is a truck driver. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingchad 0 #231 June 26, 2007 i know of 1 chilie that drives a rig. Is he from down south somewhere with red hair and a beard? if that is stratostars dad then he has problems i always thought i might want to met stratostar but i don't know about that now. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #232 June 26, 2007 Fukin mexicans..... you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #233 June 26, 2007 Quote Shit, that was funny... and not surprising at all for some reason. It must be Kyle's signature maneuver, stripping the first time he hits a new DZ... he did it here at Cburg too!! What a man-whore. LOL, well I've never seen Kyle's Kangaroo Hop (guess it was too cold or I missed it in Dublin), but the (almost) 1st time I met Kyle, he was wearing a pink helmet that said "Princess" and going by the name of "Princess Kylie". Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #234 June 26, 2007 What he wasn't sport'n his matching pink jumpsuit with "Princess Kylie" embroidered on it...... you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #235 June 27, 2007 This has all gone way too far... But I guess its better to be notorious than respected. REGAIL YOUR CHILDREN WITH TALES OF MY SPLENDOR!--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #236 June 27, 2007 you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #237 June 27, 2007 Thought I attached a pic, don't know where it went. And no, I missed the pink jumpsuit. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #238 June 27, 2007 So we were planning this bachelor party at the dz for a oldtimer and we were trying to talk the DZO's boyfriend "the gaybar stripper" aka "Captin Cupcake" into doing a show for the groom because he had really wanted the "school girl" show. When this student jumper walked up amid this discussion and was hearing this "Captin Cupcake" decline our idea and money for the show. Next thing we hear is "Hey I'm your boy, I even have my own pair of velcro pants and a thong and I'll do it for FREE!" "Just call me Krazy kyle the bunny hop bandit" Well we all thought he was full of shit and just trying to fit in anyway he could, you know how FNG's are. Well the next week came and it was showtime, well I guess he was our boy after all......what a showman!Well I had to pay a small fortune to get these from his (kyle's) boytoy, abercrombie.....Now that is funny, I don't care who you R. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #239 June 27, 2007 Shit, I about spewed my coffee laughing so hard at your post and the pictures!!!! Thanks!! You'll be pleased to know that your previous posts about Kyle were printed out and read aloud at the DZ this weekend. Selena did an incredible job reading your stories and had quite a number of us entertained. Kyle just emailed me that his life is over and told me that the odds of him running for public office just ended thanks to you though Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #240 June 27, 2007 Wish I could have been there for story time. Quote Kyle just emailed me that his life is over and told me that the odds of him running for public office just ended With some of the fruit cakes in office today he'll fit right in up on the hill.you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #241 June 27, 2007 This just keeps getting better! Maybe I should look into performing for bachelorette and/or birthday parties! That could be a sweet deal.... thanks for the free advertising--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #242 June 27, 2007 Quote With some of the fruit cakes in office today he'll fit right in up on the hill. I agree... but how much of a vote do you think he'd get given the pictures circulating on here??? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #243 June 27, 2007 Do you have pics of the silver velcro pants being ripped off?? And I'm a little disappointed, that's not a thong it's a speedo! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #244 June 27, 2007 No his boy toy wanted too much money for those shots. (I didn't take these photos, I was MC'ing the show) Quote that's not a thong it's a speedo! Hey WTF, those aint no manly man undies/shorts there! you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
icemaker 0 #245 June 27, 2007 What can one say but mercy, mercy me.................Kyle that is just.....words escape me at this time. If anyone has questions about the Peltheads/CASA Boggie July 13, 14 & 15 for the next week please call 717-264-1111 or email [email protected]. I will be out of the Country for a few days. : ) As soon as I get back I will post an update for everyone. Blue Skies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #246 June 27, 2007 That is true, that's not exactly manly even if it's not butt floss. Kyle tells me there's video of this floating around somewhere, but he doesn't exactly know where it is.... Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #247 June 27, 2007 Quote So we were planning this bachelor party at the dz for a oldtimer and we were trying to talk the DZO's boyfriend "the gaybar stripper" aka "Captin Cupcake" into doing a show for the groom because he had really wanted the "school girl" show. When this student jumper walked up amid this discussion and was hearing this "Captin Cupcake" decline our idea and money for the show. Next thing we hear is "Hey I'm your boy, I even have my own pair of velcro pants and a thong and I'll do it for FREE!" "Just call me Krazy kyle the bunny hop bandit" Well we all thought he was full of shit and just trying to fit in anyway he could, you know how FNG's are. Well the next week came and it was showtime, well I guess he was our boy after all......what a showman!Well I had to pay a small fortune to get these from his (kyle's) boytoy, abercrombie.....Now that is funny, I don't care who you R. Wow. And I thought I cross the line with my antics. That is just... Wow. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #248 June 27, 2007 yep it's on video, but the asshat who filmed it wouldn't give me a copy and has left the sport a few years ago, I have tried to get it a few times but no luck, so these stills will have to do. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #249 June 27, 2007 What? There's no video! It didn't happen! I'm a victim of PHOTOSHOP! DAMN YOU, ADOBE--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #250 June 27, 2007 Selena, you got to talk on the phone to Strato today... he said he called the DZ looking for JR. So, enquiring minds want to know... did he sound like your accent when you read his tales of Kyle aloud last weekend???? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
