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Hot Roommate Needs to Jump and Hookup--Can You Help?

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Besides, everyone knows that skychicks dig grass stained jumpsuits and 'I had a line twist on my 260, I almost died!' story!



It's the pink Pro Tech helmets that make the students really sexy. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Ladies and gentlemen,

A little decorum, please.....

This has to be the best case of thread-creaping this year!

But remember back at the beginning that some guy wanted to get his room-mate a lift to a boogie.

That's a skydiving boogie.

That's a newish, low jump-number skydiver wanting to improve and learn.

That's where we all once were at.

That's where we all should be prepared to help.

So....

can anyone offer this new skydiving brother a lift?

Then he can make lots more skydives.

Then he can learn.

Then he can be a part of our brotherhood.

Then and ONLY then ...

can all you hot chicks drag him off to your tents.

Blue Skies,

f
;)

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You guys would be more than welcome to jump at F.A.G.S-"Frisco Area Gay Skydivers." I know they would love to have some new meat. Don't have to worry about those stuckup Dropzone Skeezers. All the sausage you can handle and then some. They have a tandem master named Barry-Like the fruit! who would love to strap a couple of you new tight ass newbies on his Tandem harness, I even hear its free if you dont wear pants!

Mike Hawk!:o

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But remember back at the beginning that some guy wanted to get his room-mate a lift to a boogie.



Nah, he was already gonna give his roommate a lift. He was trying to persuade him to come along by promising he'd finish off his licence and get laid.

The hot roommate was showing a lack of commitment by turning down the opportunity to jump and buy beer and such deserves no sympathy.

Besides, if he hooks up, that's one less for the rest of us!

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Dave,

Bugga - you're right.

So it IS all about having the babes drag the guy off to their tents! And if he gets laid enough, he may then have time to look at getting some skydives and completing AFF.

Man, I feel like a right dork - thinking this original poster had half positive intentions for his flat-mate. Seems I was wrong.

OK, I'll now leave the discussion gracefully,

f
:S

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Jeiber...you are a pig!!



But Tammie, isn't that why you love me so much? :D It's so far from the truth, I could barely type it I was laughing so hard.

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I saw the way you made that work! You are a slick one!



:S Uh, yeah, whatever! :D There are alot of words that describe me, but I don't think 'slick' or 'smooth' are on the list! :D

J

Ps- if you show up Saturday, I'll teach you how to track! :P:D
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

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You all still havent answered my question...

WHICH DZ HAS THE BEST LOOKING GIRLS?



Alan, if this thread is not working, you could always just kidnap him...

Or, give him this link to the weather where we be going:http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/USFL0534?from=search_10day

And, if all that does not work, Dillon (my dog) still needs a place to say back here in Colorado, and your roommate will be "assigned Dillon" if he chooses not to come...

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