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jeiber 0
QuoteYeah, and for every guy at the DZ, there's like a dozen hot chicks. It's better than hanging out at the mall even.
And they all just want to hook up and have wild, meaningless sex! The best part is, all you have to do is just stare at them alot (chicks love that!), and they drag you back to their tent.
Wait a minute, this isn't the 'porn script' thread... never mind.
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Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
MarkM 0
QuoteQuoteYeah, and for every guy at the DZ, there's like a dozen hot chicks. It's better than hanging out at the mall even.
And they all just want to hook up and have wild, meaningless sex!
Yeah, it gets kind of old getting hit on by sex crazed chicks at the DZ all the time. Can't they understand that most of us guys are just there to jump???
Come on guys, you're not really helping out here! It has to be somewhat believable!
Ladies...please? It doesnt even have to be true!
Ladies...please? It doesnt even have to be true!
skymama 35
QuoteThe best part is, all you have to do is just stare at them alot (chicks love that!), and they drag you back to their tent.
Oh, I love that! Make sure you also tell him to stare at a girl's breasts and not look into her eyes when she is talking. Tell him to drool a little too, that's when we know he's really horny for us. It's such a turn-on!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
MarkM 0
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Oh, I love that! Make sure you also tell him to stare at a girl's breasts and not look into her eyes when she is talking. Tell him to drool a little too, that's when we know he's really horny for us. It's such a turn-on!
Huh, I'm sorry, could you repeat that, I wasn't listening. You look hot in your avatar pic....
skymama 35
QuoteHuh, I'm sorry, could you repeat that, I wasn't listening. You look hot in your avatar pic....
That's ok, it's really not important to listen to what we have to say anyway. Just keep looking at our breasts.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
Quote...That's ok, it's really not important to listen to what we have to say anyway. Just keep looking at our breasts.
I tried that approach and all I got for the effort was a black eye.
Note to self: Don't do THAT shit again.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
So what dropzone has the best looking ladies?
Ron 7
Thats why I skydive, the money and all the hot chicks. 
Never mind the fact that the male to female ratio is like Male 70%, Female 30%. And a large number of those females are taken.
Yeah.....Uh yeah, a guy with two AFF's has ALL the game on a DZ
All the hot skychicks are gonna fight each other to get to him. Fresh meat and all.
I'd say he has a shot
Never mind the fact that the male to female ratio is like Male 70%, Female 30%. And a large number of those females are taken.
Yeah.....Uh yeah, a guy with two AFF's has ALL the game on a DZ
All the hot skychicks are gonna fight each other to get to him. Fresh meat and all. I'd say he has a shot
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
jeiber 0
QuoteYeah.....Uh yeah, a guy with two AFF's has ALL the game on a DZ All the hot skychicks are gonna fight each other to get to him. Fresh meat and all.
BWAHAHAHA Swooping and freeflying aint got nuttin' on a good flailing exit, followed up by a 'pound in on your ass' landing!
Besides, everyone knows that skychicks dig grass stained jumpsuits and 'I had a line twist on my 260, I almost died!' story!
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
Tell him to stay home,,,,,you guys are setting the stage for " Dumb and Dumber " 
as Derek would say " Think "
as Derek would say " Think "
smile, be nice, enjoy life
FB # - 1083
FB # - 1083
Ron 7
QuoteTell him to stay home,,,,,you guys are setting the stage for " Dumb and Dumber "
Yeah, why bring another penis to a "sausage fest"?
All you are doing is hurting your own chances.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
Bring him to Montreal in July.
In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal
bob.dino 0
QuoteTell him to stay home,,,,,you guys are setting the stage for " Dumb and Dumber "
as Derek would say " Think "
Yup, he's gonna show up and half the place will recognise him as the "hot roommate". He's gonna cop so much shit
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mik 2
This thread is the funniest I have read in ages...
Fantastic
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I'm NOT totally useless... I can be used as a bad example
Fantastic
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I'm NOT totally useless... I can be used as a bad example
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