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skywade 0
Peanut,
Thanks for the offer to participate in the Saturday night fireworks show. I will probably decline due to the fact that my rump is not big enough to act as a class C mortar shell base.
The truth of the matter is this Peanut: Unlike you, I do not possess the talent nor the coordination necessary to perform the butt launch trick. It is with some shame that I admit this. The slow response time between my mind and butt would prevent an adequate launch and could possibly cause harm to innocent, beer drinking bystanders.
I first noticed the effects of this handicap when I was a child. After having my ass severly spanked by my dad after some wrong-doing, I would not feel the burn from the paddle until minutes later. I got to where I liked the paddle burn though, much like you like the burn on your butt after launching a very large rocket.
For these reasons I believe you should remain the main attraction for the Saturday night firework show. You are truly the KING of afterhour entertainment.
Thanks for the offer to participate in the Saturday night fireworks show. I will probably decline due to the fact that my rump is not big enough to act as a class C mortar shell base.
The truth of the matter is this Peanut: Unlike you, I do not possess the talent nor the coordination necessary to perform the butt launch trick. It is with some shame that I admit this. The slow response time between my mind and butt would prevent an adequate launch and could possibly cause harm to innocent, beer drinking bystanders.
I first noticed the effects of this handicap when I was a child. After having my ass severly spanked by my dad after some wrong-doing, I would not feel the burn from the paddle until minutes later. I got to where I liked the paddle burn though, much like you like the burn on your butt after launching a very large rocket.
For these reasons I believe you should remain the main attraction for the Saturday night firework show. You are truly the KING of afterhour entertainment.
Peanut stop it youre scaring them! 
skeered? LLL skitty,, i was born skeered.
Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
Yo Nut..
I will be rollin in Friday night, Got room in the dog house for me??
I will be doing my 100th this weekend (Finally). What is the DZ policy on Nekkid Jumps??
I will be rollin in Friday night, Got room in the dog house for me??
I will be doing my 100th this weekend (Finally). What is the DZ policy on Nekkid Jumps??
QuoteYo Nut..
I will be rollin in Friday night, Got room in the dog house for me??
I will be doing my 100th this weekend (Finally). What is the DZ policy on Nekkid Jumps??
Policy is.. anyone but me is allowed to jump naked. I'm not allowed because, as SkinnyShrek says.. I could put someones eye out. Non-compliance with BSR's.
But I guess its up to Mike and whether or not he wants your sweaty naked ass in his plane.
The rest of the Romans should be rolling in around Sat. AM.
Looks like we may have to tent it Sat. night... Unless we find someone with a hotel room sweet enough to let us sleep in the bathroom or something...
You know us Romans get kind of smelly if we don't wash our nappy asses...
Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
Looks like we may have to tent it Sat. night... Unless we find someone with a hotel room sweet enough to let us sleep in the bathroom or something...
You know us Romans get kind of smelly if we don't wash our nappy asses...
Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
Quoteanyone but me is allowed to jump naked
Thats OK, I already told you you could wear Lingerie for this jump!!
Sound like a bunch of skeerdy kats to me.
Hey check out the Forecast its supposed to be somewhat cooler..Damn it was a hot one yesterday like 94F yesterday on my temp gauge.
Please no cuttn the provolone at altitude or before alt at hot temps there peanut we dont want to to you know have to repaint mikes Bird and plus save the Bottle..stuff..till nightime.. extra gas goes along way there..especially with fire works...
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Hey check out the Forecast its supposed to be somewhat cooler..Damn it was a hot one yesterday like 94F yesterday on my temp gauge.
Please no cuttn the provolone at altitude or before alt at hot temps there peanut we dont want to to you know have to repaint mikes Bird and plus save the Bottle..stuff..till nightime.. extra gas goes along way there..especially with fire works...
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Update: The grass is mowed, the bathroom is clean, a 40' tent is rented and being put up for shade, the KingAir is all tuned up and ready to roar. I've made several calls to other equipment mfrs. and lots of generous prizes to be had. Not sure whether to auction them or raffle them off. I'm open to suggestions about that; whatever will net Kristi and Haley the most $ is of course the best plan. We'll have several tandem pilots available so if anyone wants to bring some passengers bring 'em on!
An auction would generate the most revenue if there is enough interest in the given product. If there are duplicates, you could auction off one and have a raffle for the other... That way everyone would have a chance at something. Just a thought.
Do you have any kind of list as to what all there will be to auction or raffle? May help others to give a better perspective than mine...
I can't wait to see everyone this Saturday!!!
Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
Do you have any kind of list as to what all there will be to auction or raffle? May help others to give a better perspective than mine...
I can't wait to see everyone this Saturday!!!
Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!
QuoteDo you have any kind of list as to what all there will be to auction or raffle?
Here's what I have so far...
HiPerUSA, (1) 40% off any Nitro or Blade canopy
Wings Container, (10) $75 factory rebate certificates; (2) 50% off certificates, for container only not including options.
PD, (1) Discount TBA for any PD canopy
Sunpath, (1) 30% off any Javelin container
SSK, (2) 50% off CYPRES 4-year maintenance
Aerodyne, (1) 40% off complete system, and (1) 30% off any aerodyne canopy
RWS, (1) 40% off Vector III Micron, including 25% off all options
Bev Suits, discount amount TBA
Tami and Scotty Carbone, - 10 Closing Pin Necklaces - 1 Custom Para-Pet made with Chris's Name and Rig Colors - Tickets for a Carbonezone Free Dinner Saturday Night (Smoked Pork Loin, Rice Pilaf, Baked Beans, and a Salad)
I'm still waiting to hear back from a couple of other folks.
skywade 0
hello beezy,
i can not be there saturday evening for the awarding of prizes, but would be interested in buying raffle tickets in advance if you decide to go that route.
wade
i can not be there saturday evening for the awarding of prizes, but would be interested in buying raffle tickets in advance if you decide to go that route.
wade
OK, here's the way we'll do the prizes...
We will sell raffle tickets for two bucks each. The first ticket drawn will get their choice of prizes. Next ticket drawn gets choice of remaining prizes, and so on. The more tickets you buy, the better chance of winning what you really want. As for Wade's idea about buying tickets in advance, I don't see a problem with that. I mean, we're trying to sell tickets, right? So, if anyone wants to buy some tickets in advance they can pm or email me ([email protected]) and give me the order preference of prize winnings and I'll make arrangements for the money transaction.
We will sell raffle tickets for two bucks each. The first ticket drawn will get their choice of prizes. Next ticket drawn gets choice of remaining prizes, and so on. The more tickets you buy, the better chance of winning what you really want. As for Wade's idea about buying tickets in advance, I don't see a problem with that. I mean, we're trying to sell tickets, right? So, if anyone wants to buy some tickets in advance they can pm or email me ([email protected]) and give me the order preference of prize winnings and I'll make arrangements for the money transaction.
I will be doing my 100th this weekend (Finally). What is the DZ policy on Nekkid Jumps??
smile,,, its that time of year again. In the old days, it was "Gardner" the base jumper from GA who always got me ready for the first naked one every year. Gardner has been missing, and looks like its Jello-J's calling out all the naked people... Hey Ben from memphis,,, we need an organizer ! ! ! I think we even have Lucky talked into one,, IF,,, we do this discreet. N O C A M E R A S on my dang wife.
Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
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The truth of the matter is this Peanut: Unlike you, I do not possess the talent nor the coordination necessary to perform the butt launch trick.
No special skill necessary sir wade,, just hump up over this log,, and do what peanut does,,SMILE, It will all be over in a minute
For these reasons I believe you should remain the main attraction for the Saturday night firework show. You are truly the KING of afterhour entertainment.
The truth of the matter is this Peanut: Unlike you, I do not possess the talent nor the coordination necessary to perform the butt launch trick.
No special skill necessary sir wade,, just hump up over this log,, and do what peanut does,,SMILE, It will all be over in a minute
For these reasons I believe you should remain the main attraction for the Saturday night firework show. You are truly the KING of afterhour entertainment.
WELLL,, if i'm lucky,, we wont raise 501 dollars, and my *ss will not be severely bruised-- And I can pass the night peacefully and sober, just being a nice fellar on a drop zone. You believe this don't you wade?
Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
HUGE UPDATE:
Mike Mullins just threw this into the prize mix...
One Weekend of free King Air jumps at West Tennessee Skydiving ( weekend
of winners choice).
Now, how's that for a two dollar raffle ticket payout?
Mike Mullins just threw this into the prize mix...
One Weekend of free King Air jumps at West Tennessee Skydiving ( weekend
of winners choice).
Now, how's that for a two dollar raffle ticket payout?
I can't believe I've overlooked the post from Dawn Suiter to add THIS to the list of awesome raffle prizes...
I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!
I am proud to announce that I am now making a Gift Certificate for 30 MINUTES TUNNEL TIME at Appalachian Amusement Center.... for the fundraiser!!
most excellent
I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!
I am proud to announce that I am now making a Gift Certificate for 30 MINUTES TUNNEL TIME at Appalachian Amusement Center.... for the fundraiser!!
most excellent
Wade,,, i'm thinking,,, since its for a good cause,,That "WE" should do a double.
(Do't even think it because Carbone is retired and got relegious, and has a bitch worse dan mine.)
Lets hear it for WADEEEEE,, listen to that Wade --golf clap from everyone--- A double Class C mortar shot -- bent over the treelogs with peanut, by our side.... Trust me buddy,, nothing will go wrong.. I"m a "PROFESSIONAL"
There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
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