ccowden 0 #76 August 26, 2004 Quote btw - i had fogotten about the slap on my ass when i exited the plane last weekend... so, i feel loved again... As I recall, it was a good, hearty pinch of the ass. And yes- You ARE loved! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #77 August 26, 2004 Damn Mark, that was two solid come backs with no spelling errors, and good timing. I'm so proud. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #78 August 26, 2004 Quote Damn Mark, that was two solid come backs with no spelling errors, and good timing. Our little boy is all grown up. I gotta say he had me laughing with the last comment. Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmfreefly 0 #79 August 26, 2004 QuoteI think I will just use my Get-Out-Of-The-Hole-You-Dug-For-Yourself-Free-Card. I am sure I have one of those to use! What about a Keep-the-boyfriend-from-poking-you-in-the-eye-with-a-sharp-pointy-stick card? Got one of those?!? Gosh, you invite the guy into your house and he starts smacking your girl on the ass on exit. What gratitude.. I am afraid Bettina's ass is all mine, as is the rest of her. I guess I am willing to share it with a few choice hotties.. as long as I get to watch. j Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #80 August 26, 2004 I gotta agree, usually Mark fucks up his cut downs with words, but those two were pretty damn good. Before you know it he'll be launching all out personal attacks and stuff. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #81 August 26, 2004 Well that sounds like fun. I think I will be there. Me and my husband the Dirty Britt Most of you know who I am talking about ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #82 August 26, 2004 Hey gang.....if you are planning to stay at the Days Inn which NORMALLY has the great skydiver rate - make sure you ask about it cuz SUPPOSEDLY there is some race going on that weekend and there SKYDIVER RATE is now $70 instead of $45....but the Best Western next store is still right around $47. Just sharing the info....I got my room See everyone soon! Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #83 August 26, 2004 Quote What about a Keep-the-boyfriend-from-poking-you-in-the-eye-with-a-sharp-pointy-stick card? Got one of those?!? Didin't you slip one of those in my bag before I left? I was sure you did! No worries- you know it is really YOUR ass I am after anyway! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #84 August 26, 2004 This is getting scary....... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #85 August 26, 2004 Quoteoh dear god.! i sure hope you're bringing jason with you. somone is going to have to keep us separated. or i will drool on you all night. awww shimmel , that's very sweet of you to say that! jj will be with me, but it's all Great in the States babe~ we will party like 24-7-rockstarrz* especially if you and jerry will be filling the hangar with your amazing music!! ian - ooooh, i knew it! katie-boo is a secret-Domi * oh yeah, i can't wait to see you two Rockers!!! chris - if you attend, you and i will Both battle for Bettina, because i'm going to hug & kiss her so much... jj will be jealous and j* will pull up a chair to watch * bee & j* - i really-super-duper-hope you two VA-babies can join the soiree . i promise to do cartwheels this time, yaaaaay! i also can't wait to meet chaoskitty ~ i hope her and casie-kitty dress like cats, that would be PurrFect!! ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #86 August 26, 2004 Quotei'm going to hug & kiss her so much... jj will be jealous and j* will pull up a chair to watch * hell yeah baby! i'm gonna get some action that weekend. Quotei really-super-duper-hope you two VA-babies can join the soiree ok - we'll come - but only becuase you 'super-duper-hope'. that and the chance for some lovin' from you mel! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmfreefly 0 #87 August 26, 2004 QuoteQuote What about a Keep-the-boyfriend-from-poking-you-in-the-eye-with-a-sharp-pointy-stick card? Got one of those?!? Didin't you slip one of those in my bag before I left? I was sure you did! No worries- you know it is really YOUR ass I am after anyway! No, but I think you broke into my hidden stash and stole one. You know, they won't work unless they are activated. Be sure to call the 1-800 number from your home phone.. As for the second note.. as Run DMC said.. "you be illin'" j Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #88 August 26, 2004 I am sooooo there..... BTW.. BKDICE... is that you in your Avatar..?? Hubba Hubba Marks Kele01 LoudDan Shananay ChaosKitty Freeflir29 Skynole Melstarr Volo Brooke AlisonJr Skydver *FreeflyDrew + RanchHand *SunnyDee + SO *DoubleSpock (All the way from MA) *Freekfly (All the way from MA) Ianmdrennan + SO JRock (please have the absolute and vodka again) Maybe Skymama IMGR2 BKDice jmfreefly *Turtlespeed *Casie *other TX people who are working on it.. *Some TN people you dont know about yet.. Wink * CCowden...cause he's a sick bastard and wants to fondle my ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #89 August 27, 2004 This just in: Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer and alcohol manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer and alcohol containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to awaken with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 300 yards. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Yeah I know some of you probably think I'm drunk all the time...................jealous Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #90 August 27, 2004 Quotei also can't wait to meet chaoskitty ~ i hope her and casie-kitty dress like cats, that would be PurrFect!! Can't wait to meet you too, Mel! I'm sure Casie and I can come up with some sexy kitty outfits.. meeeyow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #91 August 27, 2004 Hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams.... hopes and dreams.... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #92 August 27, 2004 QuoteI'm sure Casie and I can come up with some sexy kitty outfits.. meeeyow! I will definitely let you curl up in my lap! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #93 August 27, 2004 That would be Absolute Vodka and Redbull.... my bad.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #94 August 27, 2004 Quote will definitely let you curl up in my lap! you slut! so you are coming then, and your costume is going to be...... ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #95 August 27, 2004 Quoteand your costume is going to be...... ? Any lady that'll wrap around him it sounds like Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #96 August 27, 2004 What a great idea! That's it! I am going as a slut! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #97 August 28, 2004 QuoteWhat a great idea! That's it! I am going as a slut! Big Cat Daddy??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #98 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell that sounds like fun. I think I will be there. Me and my husband the Dirty Britt Most of you know who I am talking about Brandy.. would love to see you there! We met briefly at The Farm a few weeks ago. I look forward to getting to know you and your "dirty brit" better! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #99 August 28, 2004 QuoteHopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams.... hopes and dreams.... I'll try not to disappoint update: *bkdice *jmfreefly *goofyjumper and her dirty brit (mguerra?) Marks Kele01 LoudDan Shananay CCowden ChaosKitty Freeflir29 Skynole Melstarr & lovey-dovey J* Volo Brooke AlisonJr Skyedyvr FreeflyDrew + RanchHand SunnyDee + Greg DoubleSpock (All the way from MA) Freekfly (All the way from MA) Ianmdrennan + Katie JRock (please have the absolute and vodka again) (what kinda vodka do you like in your absoulte JRock?) oh.. the Red Bull vodka.. ok cool Maybe Skymama IMGR2 Turtlespeed Casie other TX people who are working on it.. Some TN people you dont know about yet.. Wink Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LoudDan 0 #100 August 28, 2004 I'm just gonna go as a flying penis, an evolutionary step up from the walking penis. (Charlie Sheen gets the credit, I just worded it differently) Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next Page 4 of 34 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
chaoskitty 0 #99 August 28, 2004 QuoteHopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams....hopes and dreams.... hopes and dreams.... I'll try not to disappoint update: *bkdice *jmfreefly *goofyjumper and her dirty brit (mguerra?) Marks Kele01 LoudDan Shananay CCowden ChaosKitty Freeflir29 Skynole Melstarr & lovey-dovey J* Volo Brooke AlisonJr Skyedyvr FreeflyDrew + RanchHand SunnyDee + Greg DoubleSpock (All the way from MA) Freekfly (All the way from MA) Ianmdrennan + Katie JRock (please have the absolute and vodka again) (what kinda vodka do you like in your absoulte JRock?) oh.. the Red Bull vodka.. ok cool Maybe Skymama IMGR2 Turtlespeed Casie other TX people who are working on it.. Some TN people you dont know about yet.. Wink Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #100 August 28, 2004 I'm just gonna go as a flying penis, an evolutionary step up from the walking penis. (Charlie Sheen gets the credit, I just worded it differently) Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
