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Bust out your STASH!

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We're going BIG!

Monkeyclaw's "Bust out your STASH - we're going BIG" Jam is this Labor Day Weekend at Crosskeys.

Fellas, you have until then to grow and nurture the biggest, bushiest, cheesiest mustache we've ever seen!

And Honeys, we'll just sit back and reap the rewards. Who doesn't love the manly, hirsute tickle of a flava sava?!

Watch for it - you thought The Mullet Jam was over the top?

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The info is trickling in...Labor Day Weekend at Crosskeys:

The Monkeyclaw Freefly "Bust out your STASH - We're going BIG"
Labor Day Jam

Sept. 3 - 6
-Freefly organizing for ALL levels
-Dinner and Hangar Party, Sunday night w/ 4 DJs
-MUSTACHES!

The First Annual Skydive Crosskeys Swoop Jam
Sept. 4 (Saturday)
$50 registration - $3000 cash purse
$18 chopper jumps
5 rounds - including 1 freestyle

Come play with resident swoopers: Heath Richardson (2003 IPC World Champion), DK (Rising star on PST) and Doug Urbany (2004 Advanced Gold Medal winner, PST Swoop Festival).

Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi

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More on The Monkeyclaw Freefly "STASH" Jam at Skydive Crosskeys...

Guest freefly organizers (and you guessed it, they're growing their own right now)

A Boogie Nights Party
Sunday night

Come as your favorite mustache wearin' dude - or a foxy lady!

Bert or Loni, Ron Jeremy or Rollergirl, Tom or Farrah, Cheech or ...Chong?

With games, including Drunken Dodgeball

Prizes will be awarded for best home-grown stash!

Don't miss it!

Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi

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Howz about the butterfly collars, and the huge bellbottoms? You know the kind people used to live under. Afros all around?

That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh

Where my platform shoes and curl activator at........

Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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:) bump :)

A mere 12 days 'til the Stash Jam.

If you've been shaving - you're caught waaaay behind the power curve. Reports are coming in from Chicago, Florida and as far as Canada...

Still, it's not too late!

And don't forget The Swoop Jam ($3,000 in cash prizes) on Saturday
and The Boogie Nights party on Sunday night.

Come party like a 70s rock star at Crosskeys over Labor Day.


edited: You won't want to miss DRUNKEN DODGEBALL!

Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi

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Sweet! This weekend is going to be SO FUN!

I've got my rollerskates ready to go - Golden-brown is working on the feathered hair - the rules for Drunken Dodgeball are being meticulously poured over - the judges for the Swoop Jam have been assigned - the stashes (OK, mostly beards and goatees right now) are being lovingly grown...

oh, there might be skydiving, too! :D

Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi

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I was just booking my ticket until I saw the reference to the mullet jam. If this is anything like that one - I'm staying home! There was mayhem and ugliness and the usual monkeyclaw rain!!!




Fri Partly Cloudy 80°/61° 20 %
Sat Partly Cloudy 81°/64° 10 %
Sun Partly Cloudy 80°/66° 0 %

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UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH NO!:)
I'm shit outta luck for the mustache part (there was this thing on fire and you know how things happen), but I think I'll be boogieing my way up, someone tell Selwyn I need to borrow the couch...........and I'm bringing the rum.

Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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