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bclark

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I had a great day on Saturday. We were hot loading our T-Bone all day with plenty of tandems for all. On the last load of the day I took this big guy Eric on a tandem. After a great skydive I signalled him to pull the ripcord, and he was all over it. As soon as we got line stretch not one, but both of his shoes immediately flew off. It was a nice snivelly 1000' SET 400 opening, so his shoes went UP as we were still snivelling. One of them came to rest up against the bottom of the slider, then took off past the canopy as we continued to snivel away. I was a little concerned about getting hit with a shoe after we saddled out, but it didn't happen. We both got a great laugh out of it and had a good stand up landing in his socks. I havn't heard of any broken windshields or other property damage.

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I lost a shoe doing a tandem this weekend, lost it on exit...its plain as day on the video my student payed for, too.

No reports of car wrecks on the highway or anything, so I think it just fell in the field on the North corner of the airport. I should really go look for it some time this week.
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My buddy Dave lost a shoe on a hopnpop we did one winter day. A local neighbor brought it to the dz 2 days later. He figured it was ours with his 6 foot fences and all. Dave acted like he had gotten a canopy back or something!'

Johnny
--"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!"
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We had an amputee lose his prothestic a few weeks ago. It was returned by a farmer who saw the "Lost Leg" sign at the local gas station.



So after that he was doing only Hop'n pops?....sorry...that was naughty :)
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The laces on my shoes suck, they always come undone, just walking around... if i ever forget to double knot them, they are sooo gone :ph34r:B|
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We had a Tandem instructor get his foot caught under the pilot seat of our 182, and to get it out had to leave his shoe in the plane.

Similar thing happened to a 4 way. 3 of them launched, as the fourth guy dived, but got caught on the seat. Im not sure how the resulting 3 way went though :D

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Dave acted like he had gotten a canopy back or something!'



Shoes are expensive!! Even the cheapest ones cost you at least a jump ticket. :)
Never lost my shoes on a jump but have lost a pair of sandals and a boot at the DZ when the beer light was on. I found the sandals about six months later in the lost and found. I haven't found the boot yet, I have its mate in my trailer. My theory is if I get as drunk as I was the night I lost it, I'll find it.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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B| It was a nice spinning horny gorilla dive and just a second before people started leaving, my buddy pulled my shoe off. I was able to grab it between my feet, rolled in a ball and started putting it back on, tumbling. Once done, I got on my belly, looked up and saw canopies deploying ... well that was funny! How funny would it be to get my shoelaces entangled with my reserve lines;)!

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Dave acted like he had gotten a canopy back or something!'



Shoes are expensive!! Even the cheapest ones cost you at least a jump ticket. :)
Never lost my shoes on a jump but have lost a pair of sandals and a boot at the DZ when the beer light was on. I found the sandals about six months later in the lost and found. I haven't found the boot yet, I have its mate in my trailer. My theory is if I get as drunk as I was the night I lost it, I'll find it.



I found the other boot!!! I was walking into the hangar Saturday morning and sitting on the Cesna frame/mockup outside was my boot!!! Was gone 5 months but I got it back.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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i know a guy who dropped a motorola radio from 1000 feet into the forest below. on a lark, the guy who dropped it went looking for it the following week--and found it. it worked perfectly even after having sat on the ground for a whole week.
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This was an accident really.

At the end of a down plane, my friends shoe came off. We watched it tumble down and land smack in the middle of a farm pond. We landed and then hiked over. It was still out in the middle of the pond, floating sole down, laces up.

We did a rock/paper/scissors thing to see who had to go get it.

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