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WayneRATS

Ideas Needed For 100th Jump

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Luxury jump: your rigger packs your main for you, and from then on out you are tended to by at least a pair of attractive members of the opposite sex:
* help you into your rig
* tighten stuff down for you
* check yer straps
* carry you to the plane (need more than 2 for this, probably)
* in-flight snack served by your two helpers
* they should get the door for you, too. :)

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Luxury jump: your rigger packs your main for you, and from then on out you are tended to by at least a pair of attractive members of the opposite sex:
* help you into your rig
* tighten stuff down for you
* check yer straps
* carry you to the plane (need more than 2 for this, probably)
* in-flight snack served by your two helpers
* they should get the door for you, too. :)



Now THATS what I call a cool ass jump!!! :D:P
~D
Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me.
Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka

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I did a naked cross country jump for my 100th. That was interesting...... a little chilly, but it'sonly for a few minutes...:S
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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Well, you want it to be successful right? Do you have a big plane? If so, chuck a 4-way out and have more chase. Then get at least an 8-way round. Then take the center slot and have them close the round...get video! And, oh, BTW...live to watch the video.

No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is
sick of her shit!

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i vote nakey

I agree, naked is always a good idea, like giving cash for a birthday gift. You just can't go wrong when going naked or giving money. Unless it's me of course, people would pay me cash not to do a naked jump I'm sure.;)
“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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naked don't be a girl



Hey, now, I'm a girl and I love to jump naked!

I vote for a whole naked load with extra altitude... I was lucky and got a naked pilot on mine, too, but that might be pushing it ;)
It's the Year of the Dragon.

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No to the luxery jump no one but me checks my lads leg straps.

The CCI at Peterlee I've been told doesnt allow nakered jumps at his DZ.
plus were doing our 1st nakered jump together so he's got to wait for me.

dress up like Tenna Turner or madonna and jump dressed as a lass.
borrow a kilt or a skirt of some sort that would bring a few laughs.

;)

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