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Odd things to take on a Skydive

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I just recently took a stuff frog on a skydive with me.
Managed to hold it in my left hand during freefall and landing.

I was just wondering what are some other things people have taken with them on a skydive?


(just a side note I would not have done this but a cute girl asked me, who can say no to that... plus she paid for the jump)

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

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A big pair of girls knickers that used to hang as a wind sock. We tried to sniff them then pass them on in freefall. "Pass the pants"

I want to take up some Jelly (Jello) and try to eat it in freefall. Not had a chance to try it yet though.
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Joe is so sexy....



Isnt he!!! and I had the blessing of having him BLOW me!!!!

HAHA...I had a full face helmet on...so on my blow joe jump I had to have him blow me instead! :D:D:D:D
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Joe is so sexy....



Isnt he!!! and I had the blessing of having him BLOW me!!!!

HAHA...I had a full face helmet on...so on my blow joe jump I had to have him blow me instead! :D:D:D:D



That's one hell of a mental picture.... :D
Mike
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I accidentally forgot to spit gum when I went on a jump.

I did not notice it until I noticed I was still chewing after I landed!

Apparently, I had kept it in my mouth in freefall and had been automatically chewing during canopy flight and didn't realize it!

This would be more dangerous for a first time tandem (when they gasp, gulp, or scream). thoough...

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Oh alot of people get to jump with Joe..... now thats cool



Well, you don't get to jump with my Joe if you aren't willing to blow him in freefall. See I'm SWAT Joe Mamma and Blow Joe One - jump with me and Joe and I'll hand him to you in freefall so you can blow him. Then you pass him on to someone else on the jump to do the same. Makes for some way funny skydives.

And once you've done the above you qualify for a Blow Joe number...

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this thread has given me a new purpose in life!!! :D ROFLMAO!!!!!



well i am glad I was able to give someone a purpose in life

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

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