SUPERConnie 0 #1 July 10, 2006 We are all sick n tired of the WAFFOs that inevitablely ask us "Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" We say, no airplane is perfect...we say, because the door is open...ect... But I offer you the ULTIMATE response: "So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 July 10, 2006 thats a horrible response. I usually dont talk about skydiving but when I get that comment I usually say something about how inspiring the sky is for me and tell them its not as ballsy as they think.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #3 July 10, 2006 Nobody asks me stupid questions when I'm in freefall or under canopy. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #4 July 10, 2006 I love that response.. why didn't I think of it??The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uponone 0 #5 July 10, 2006 "Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" My response: "You haven't seen our airplane!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #6 July 11, 2006 I tell em that it's extreme birdwatching. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 July 11, 2006 there's a thread with a number of great responses to this question... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 July 11, 2006 QuoteI tell em that it's extreme birdwatching. That's excellent! I told my tandem passenger last weekend, as we were enjoying the cool air with the door open at 13,5 "I don't even like to skydive. I just do it to cool off in the summer." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #9 July 11, 2006 It's "whuffo", not waffo. As in "Whuffo you jump out of dem airplanes?" Got it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthias 0 #10 July 11, 2006 So far I haven't been asked "Whuffo you jump out dem planes?" It would humor me if it does as all I'd say is "Yeah...whuffo.." and walk off leaving them confused probably. All I've gotten from such is when someone else mentions "Hey this cat goes skydiving on the weekend, crazy shit huh?" Other guy: "Fuck..that." heh..their loss_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 0 #11 July 11, 2006 QuoteIt's "whuffo", not waffo. As in "Whuffo you jump out of dem airplanes?" Got it? I dunno 'bout that. I used to have Hungarian jumpmaster/DZO. He prolly woulda pronounced it "waffo". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LawnDart21 0 #12 July 11, 2006 QuoteBut I offer you the ULTIMATE response: "So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!" Um, yeah, that's really not that impressive, actually pretty lame if you ask me. The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #13 July 11, 2006 The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol *** Mmmmm.....I love waffles! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #14 July 11, 2006 Quote"Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" My response: "You haven't seen our airplane!!" basically i have the same response, or "trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #15 July 12, 2006 "well gee... i guess i could go bowling...or maybe i'll really mix it up and play a round of golf....then to top it off i'll hit the mall for the specials..." or "you know a big plane is nothing more than a greyhound bus in the sky, and i want to get the HELL OFF THE BUS!" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #16 July 13, 2006 Quote"trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" I mostly just say that I know the pilot. That line also works when I am carrying my rig onto a commercial flight... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
JohnMitchell 14 #9 July 11, 2006 It's "whuffo", not waffo. As in "Whuffo you jump out of dem airplanes?" Got it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matthias 0 #10 July 11, 2006 So far I haven't been asked "Whuffo you jump out dem planes?" It would humor me if it does as all I'd say is "Yeah...whuffo.." and walk off leaving them confused probably. All I've gotten from such is when someone else mentions "Hey this cat goes skydiving on the weekend, crazy shit huh?" Other guy: "Fuck..that." heh..their loss_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 0 #11 July 11, 2006 QuoteIt's "whuffo", not waffo. As in "Whuffo you jump out of dem airplanes?" Got it? I dunno 'bout that. I used to have Hungarian jumpmaster/DZO. He prolly woulda pronounced it "waffo". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LawnDart21 0 #12 July 11, 2006 QuoteBut I offer you the ULTIMATE response: "So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!" Um, yeah, that's really not that impressive, actually pretty lame if you ask me. The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #13 July 11, 2006 The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol *** Mmmmm.....I love waffles! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites selbbub78 0 #14 July 11, 2006 Quote"Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" My response: "You haven't seen our airplane!!" basically i have the same response, or "trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #15 July 12, 2006 "well gee... i guess i could go bowling...or maybe i'll really mix it up and play a round of golf....then to top it off i'll hit the mall for the specials..." or "you know a big plane is nothing more than a greyhound bus in the sky, and i want to get the HELL OFF THE BUS!" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #16 July 13, 2006 Quote"trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" I mostly just say that I know the pilot. That line also works when I am carrying my rig onto a commercial flight... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
matthias 0 #10 July 11, 2006 So far I haven't been asked "Whuffo you jump out dem planes?" It would humor me if it does as all I'd say is "Yeah...whuffo.." and walk off leaving them confused probably. All I've gotten from such is when someone else mentions "Hey this cat goes skydiving on the weekend, crazy shit huh?" Other guy: "Fuck..that." heh..their loss_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #11 July 11, 2006 QuoteIt's "whuffo", not waffo. As in "Whuffo you jump out of dem airplanes?" Got it? I dunno 'bout that. I used to have Hungarian jumpmaster/DZO. He prolly woulda pronounced it "waffo". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #12 July 11, 2006 QuoteBut I offer you the ULTIMATE response: "So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!" Um, yeah, that's really not that impressive, actually pretty lame if you ask me. The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 July 11, 2006 The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol *** Mmmmm.....I love waffles! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #14 July 11, 2006 Quote"Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" My response: "You haven't seen our airplane!!" basically i have the same response, or "trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #15 July 12, 2006 "well gee... i guess i could go bowling...or maybe i'll really mix it up and play a round of golf....then to top it off i'll hit the mall for the specials..." or "you know a big plane is nothing more than a greyhound bus in the sky, and i want to get the HELL OFF THE BUS!" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #16 July 13, 2006 Quote"trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" I mostly just say that I know the pilot. That line also works when I am carrying my rig onto a commercial flight... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites