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Excellant WAFFO response to "...perfectly good airplane?"

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We are all sick n tired of the WAFFOs that inevitablely ask us "Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"
We say, no airplane is perfect...we say, because the door is open...ect...
But I offer you the ULTIMATE response:

"So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!"

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thats a horrible response. I usually dont talk about skydiving but when I get that comment I usually say something about how inspiring the sky is for me and tell them its not as ballsy as they think.
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Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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So far I haven't been asked "Whuffo you jump out dem planes?" It would humor me if it does as all I'd say is "Yeah...whuffo.." and walk off leaving them confused probably. All I've gotten from such is when someone else mentions "Hey this cat goes skydiving on the weekend, crazy shit huh?" Other guy: "Fuck..that."

heh..their loss
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But I offer you the ULTIMATE response:

"So I can kiss the sky...and you can kiss my ass!"



Um, yeah, that's really not that impressive, actually pretty lame if you ask me. The WAFFLES will definitely feel the sting from your ULTIMATE response.....lol :|

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"Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"

My response:
"You haven't seen our airplane!!"



basically i have the same response, or

"trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" :D

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"well gee... i guess i could go bowling...or maybe i'll really mix it up and play a round of golf....then to top it off i'll hit the mall for the specials..."

or

"you know a big plane is nothing more than a greyhound bus in the sky, and i want to get the HELL OFF THE BUS!"


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"trust me, they aren't perfectly good airplanes" :D



I mostly just say that I know the pilot. That line also works when I am carrying my rig onto a commercial flight... ;)
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