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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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I always thought that one should be for BASE.

For skydiving it should be:

If at second you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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"From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant,
who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns

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Better to burn in then fade away.



I think it should be

Better to burn in than fade away.




How about:

Air cooled, gravity powered

and also:

Gravity, it's not just a good idea, it's the law
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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"You'll be fine as long as you don't do anything stupid" (from Go Fast)

When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD, unless you do everything RIGHT!



I like the first one!

I've always hated the second one...everything is a bit of a hyperbole.

How about we reword that one to be more truthfull...
"When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD....well.... unless you do several things right...well not right....more like reasonably close to correct or almost right....well actually....even if you F it all up, your Cypress still might still save you....but then again...you might do everything perfectly right and still die. Sound Like Fun? Enjoy!"
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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

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my favorite has always been..

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If riding in a plane is 'flying' then riding in a boat is 'swimming'.


i've also seen added "Skydive and get into the element."

but I like it better without the 'lead pipe' explanation.
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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

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"When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD....well.... unless you do several things right...well not right....more like reasonably close to correct or almost right....well actually....even if you F it all up, your Cypress still might still save you....but then again...you might do everything perfectly right and still die. Sound Like Fun? Enjoy!"



lol.. I like this one. :P
Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033
Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan

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I think this is great.. "once you`ve tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return."

Leonardy Da Vincy

ok, it`s not the most funniest slogan..but do i care? NO:|



just so you are aware.. there is NO evidence that Da Vinci ever said/wrote this...
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Skydivers are good to the last drop , is my favourite. The best quote was one from and old Rambling On mag. " Freefall?? . Its like theres a static line attached to my wallet! "
------------------------------------skydiving...the grounds the limit!

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