clever skydive slogan

[airathanas 0]

How about:

"Packers do it on their knees."

http://3ringnecklace.com/

[Jeff.Donohue 0]

I like Airtec's slogan:

"The sky isn't the limit. The ground is."

[buzi 0]

Those who hesitate shall inherit the earth,
Took me a second to get it, but I like it.

[thesaint 0]

I like the one:

Skydivers don't cheat death, they ring his doorbell
and run. It pisses him off!

"If a thousand people agree on a dumb ideal, it's STILL a dumb ideal."

Skully Bro #1 - POPS# 10440

[CJSJumper 0]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

[airdweller 0]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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I always thought that one should be for BASE.

For skydiving it should be:

If at second you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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"From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant,
who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns

[JJohnson 0]

Skydiving.....cause other hobbies just plain suck.

I do like the T-shirt that reads: Your sport uses one ball, mine requires both.

JJ

"Call me Darth Balls"

[jimmytavino 16]

old,,, but accurate..

"My drinking club, has a skydiving problem"...

jimmy

[shortyj 0]

SKYDIVE you fall before you fly.

Playtime is essential.

[sundevil777 93]

Quote

Better to burn in then fade away.

I think it should be

Better to burn in than fade away.




How about:

Air cooled, gravity powered

and also:

Gravity, it's not just a good idea, it's the law

People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

[Snowwhite 0]

Live dangerously, date your riggers wife

skydiveTaylorville.org
[email protected]

[elias123 0]

"You'll be fine as long as you don't do anything stupid" (from Go Fast)

When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD, unless you do everything RIGHT!

"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"

[DFWAJG 4]

I have a tshirt that says "Got Balls? Skydive"

[mbondvegas 0]

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"You'll be fine as long as you don't do anything stupid" (from Go Fast)

When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD, unless you do everything RIGHT!

I like the first one!

I've always hated the second one...everything is a bit of a hyperbole.

How about we reword that one to be more truthfull...
"When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD....well.... unless you do several things right...well not right....more like reasonably close to correct or almost right....well actually....even if you F it all up, your Cypress still might still save you....but then again...you might do everything perfectly right and still die. Sound Like Fun? Enjoy!"

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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

[Zenister 0]

my favorite has always been..

Quote

If riding in a plane is 'flying' then riding in a boat is 'swimming'.

i've also seen added "Skydive and get into the element."

but I like it better without the 'lead pipe' explanation.

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[johan420 0]

I think this is great.. "once you`ve tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return."

Leonardy Da Vincy

ok, it`s not the most funniest slogan..but do i care? NO

[grimmie 173]

"Skydiving...The World Series of Russian Roulette"

[chrismgtis 0]

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"When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD....well.... unless you do several things right...well not right....more like reasonably close to correct or almost right....well actually....even if you F it all up, your Cypress still might still save you....but then again...you might do everything perfectly right and still die. Sound Like Fun? Enjoy!"

lol.. I like this one.

Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033
Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan

[Zenister 0]

Quote

I think this is great.. "once you`ve tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been and there you long to return."

Leonardy Da Vincy

ok, it`s not the most funniest slogan..but do i care? NO

just so you are aware.. there is NO evidence that Da Vinci ever said/wrote this...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[johan420 0]

No, i wrote it.....

i just find a name to put in, it would be more dorky if i have sign with johan420

[JAGOZ 0]

Sticker on the back of a helmet
"if you can read this i am too fat"

"Chicks dig guys that jump out of Planes! "

[syntax 0]

Skydivers are good to the last drop , is my favourite. The best quote was one from and old Rambling On mag. " Freefall?? . Its like theres a static line attached to my wallet! "

------------------------------------skydiving...the grounds the limit!

[Ashkit 0]

This is the funniest one! for sure...

Whether you think you can or can't
either way you're right!

[Zenister 0]

another favorite... i think it came from here...

"just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'm going to jump with you today"

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[MarkM 0]

- Gravity sucks.

- If you can't die doing it, it's not a real sport.