nakedfool 0 #1 July 30, 2007 anyone see any funny/clever skydiving slogans? it seems like i keep running into the same ones...but dont think they are very funny. lets hear them... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 July 30, 2007 "Dont worry about malfunctions. You have the rest of your life to deal with them."Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 765 #3 July 30, 2007 More addictive then nicotine AND crack put together!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #4 July 30, 2007 skydive, or....shut the fuck up! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 31, 2007 I'll make up a few for this post. Maybe one will be cool. Skydiving: More fun than a blow job. Skydivers are cooler than you. You ain't alive til you Skydive. Whuffos just dont get it. (If you were a whuffo and saw this shirt would you ask WTF a whuffo was?) Your mother is a whuffo.Will accept oral for jump tickets. now accepting blowjobs for jump tickets. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LloydDobbler 2 #6 July 31, 2007 My favorite is the one about your first jump costing you $200...and half your paycheck for the rest of your life.Signatures are the new black. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ether 0 #7 August 3, 2007 I like Splatula Rigging's slogan: "we put the fun in malfunction!"Looking for newbie rig, all components... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #8 August 3, 2007 How about: Avoid Mistakes: Tip your rigger early.Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #9 August 3, 2007 Skydiving ... You're dead until you pull.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 August 3, 2007 2fat2fly has the coolest tee shirt I've seen in a while.... It has a box with the big red WARNING placard on the front, below it reads: Next person who asks why I jump out of a perfectly good airplane....gets a thumb in the eye! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 August 3, 2007 ....also saw a tee a year or so back: FREEFALL ISN'T F R E E ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daremrc 0 #12 August 3, 2007 Skydiving: It's better than all drugs and most sex Good judgement comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #13 August 4, 2007 From one of the Team Flail flyers Johnboy and I did about ten years ago ... "Hmmph, it ain't free, and it ain't falling."Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnskydiver688 0 #14 August 4, 2007 Might not be right on topic but, "If skydiving is better than sex... well then you aren't doing it right."Sky Canyon Wingsuiters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 August 4, 2007 - gravity is the mistress - - i am the bitch - is a cool one..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
recovercrachead 0 #16 August 6, 2007 QuoteI'll make up a few for this post. Maybe one will be cool. Skydiving: More fun than a blow job. DONT THINK SO!!!!!!! Remeber when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous. Most fun you will have with your clothes on.Track high, Pull LOW!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eUrNiCc 0 #17 August 7, 2007 A t-shirt idea that we came up with at my DZ: Front: If freeflying was easy... Back: it would be your mom!Egad, A BASE life defiles a bad age. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VTmotoMike08 0 #18 August 7, 2007 "I skydive because its the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MrBrant 0 #19 August 7, 2007 I read one a while ago - I can't remember where, so I can't quote its source, but: "Tis better to have jumped and bounced, than never to have jumped at all" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zing 2 #20 August 7, 2007 Some of those of us who have bounced might disagree with that statement.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWPoul 1 #21 August 7, 2007 Quote I read one a while ago - I can't remember where, so I can't quote its source, but: "Tis better to have jumped and bounced, than never to have jumped at all" I heard it as: "If you never lived you cannot die it's better to crash, than never to fly" One of my favorite qoute (another - qouted in my sig line)Why drink and drive, if you can smoke and fly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pirana 0 #22 August 7, 2007 Idea stolen from a lifeguard t-shirt: Jumpmaster Off-Duty Save Your Own Ass Not sure what visuals you'd use." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nakedfool 0 #23 August 7, 2007 i think a better choice of words for you sig would be: "Why drink and drive, when you can get high and fly" how about this one for a t-shirt... front: (name of your dropzone) back: "were all here because were not all there" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites recovercrachead 0 #24 August 7, 2007 Better to burn in then fade away.Track high, Pull LOW!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites voosab2150 0 #25 August 21, 2007 Death Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
eUrNiCc 0 #17 August 7, 2007 A t-shirt idea that we came up with at my DZ: Front: If freeflying was easy... Back: it would be your mom!Egad, A BASE life defiles a bad age. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VTmotoMike08 0 #18 August 7, 2007 "I skydive because its the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #19 August 7, 2007 I read one a while ago - I can't remember where, so I can't quote its source, but: "Tis better to have jumped and bounced, than never to have jumped at all" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #20 August 7, 2007 Some of those of us who have bounced might disagree with that statement.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWPoul 1 #21 August 7, 2007 Quote I read one a while ago - I can't remember where, so I can't quote its source, but: "Tis better to have jumped and bounced, than never to have jumped at all" I heard it as: "If you never lived you cannot die it's better to crash, than never to fly" One of my favorite qoute (another - qouted in my sig line)Why drink and drive, if you can smoke and fly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #22 August 7, 2007 Idea stolen from a lifeguard t-shirt: Jumpmaster Off-Duty Save Your Own Ass Not sure what visuals you'd use." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nakedfool 0 #23 August 7, 2007 i think a better choice of words for you sig would be: "Why drink and drive, when you can get high and fly" how about this one for a t-shirt... front: (name of your dropzone) back: "were all here because were not all there" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
recovercrachead 0 #24 August 7, 2007 Better to burn in then fade away.Track high, Pull LOW!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites