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nakedfool

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I'll make up a few for this post. Maybe one will be cool.

Skydiving: More fun than a blow job.

Skydivers are cooler than you.

You ain't alive til you Skydive.

Whuffos just dont get it. (If you were a whuffo and saw this shirt would you ask WTF a whuffo was?:ph34r:)

Your mother is a whuffo.:ph34r:

Will accept oral for jump tickets.
now accepting blowjobs for jump tickets.
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2fat2fly has the coolest tee shirt I've seen in a while....

It has a box with the big red WARNING placard on the front, below it reads:

Next person who asks why I jump out of a perfectly good airplane....gets a thumb in the eye! :D:D:D










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I read one a while ago - I can't remember where, so I can't quote its source, but:

"Tis better to have jumped and bounced, than never to have jumped at all"



I heard it as:
"If you never lived you cannot die
it's better to crash, than never to fly
"

One of my favorite qoute (another - qouted in my sig line)B|
Why drink and drive, if you can smoke and fly?

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Idea stolen from a lifeguard t-shirt:

Jumpmaster Off-Duty
Save Your Own Ass

Not sure what visuals you'd use.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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