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Not a quote, but a joke:

How do you know if there is a skydiver in the room?
He will tell you.



It would work but most of the ones that do talk only did a tandem or one static line jump. Those are the most fun to fuck with when they are trying to impress people around them. :ph34r:

And yes, I know it was a joke. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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When you jump, pull this...if that doesn't work, pull that



But before you pull that, always remember to pull that other one. Yeah, the red one.

Skydiving: It's not rocket science.


;)
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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...Just before my first marraige...
"What the fuck am I doing????"



I think that's where you ran out of fucks. :D:D:D

..AND blowjobs. (I didn't read the fine print)
[:/]
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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It's not right either...

It can barely feed me let alone my brother and parents too! We're all healthy eaters ;)

"That warm suit of yours makes you look like a sissy!
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No, thanks, it's too cold to skydive."

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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If it looks like you're low, that's because you are.

When the people look like ants, pull. When the ants look like people, pray.

Pull when you get scared.

Hook it for safety.
BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI
USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative

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"Remember! It's all fun and games until the pilot chute hits ya in the eye and it's not yours."

"I'll see ya in hell!" (screamed back into the door on exit).
"Not if I see you first!" (screamed back out the door),or "I'll save ya a place in the shade if I get there first".

"you are never too low to hook it,but maybe too low to limp away".

"It's all fun and games until some one loses an eye, then it's just fun for everyone else".

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"There's a note in my van"

Let this one be on the board for a while and see if anyone remembers who said it.

HInt: "This is skydiving. You don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn."

BSBD
"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."

"Your statement answered your question."

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"There's a note in my van"



I can't remember the dudes name, but that is what he said as he stepped out the door and then tracked for the pea pit in Waynesville Ohio, he all most made it, well part of him made the peas but we're not sure what part it was, my vote was brains. You could also tell he hit in mid turn from the marks on the ground.
you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

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