NewGuy2005 51 #101 January 6, 2008 Slow is fast. Fast is slow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #102 January 6, 2008 Turn 360 and track away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyblu3 0 #103 January 6, 2008 My drinking team has a skydiving problem. The birds sing because they dont have to pack when they land. The older I get the better I was. If your main malfunctions cutaway and open your reserve. If the reserve doesn't work, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. A good 4-way team going in would sound like this: SPLAT. A bad 4-way team would sound like: SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT. Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GLIDEANGLE 1 #104 January 7, 2008 Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast. I heard the above in the context of emergency procedures, but I have seen it apply at other times... especially when approaching a formation in freefall. What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes "Whack...Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn...Whack!"The choices we make have consequences, for us & for others! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 0 #105 January 7, 2008 Grab the grass. It's the second bounce that hurts!Wipe that smile off your face. This is a serious sport!In referance to a canopies flight dynamics "I don't care how, just so long as it does." Edit for bad typing Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para5-0 0 #106 January 7, 2008 "Better to be down here wishing you were up there, then to be up there wishing you were down here." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #107 January 7, 2008 Quote If your main malfunctions cutaway and open your reserve. If the reserve doesn't work, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Ive known it as... If you have a malfunction on your main, cutaway and go for the reserve. If the reserve is a malfunction, aim for the rigger's vehicle. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #108 January 7, 2008 It's ok, I'll be really careful Five... up (while spotting) When someone asks which way jumprun is (while on jumprun), point to the nose of the plane and say "that way" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #109 January 7, 2008 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast" Pip when teaching me head down. "Pull your stopping ropes!!!" MB65 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #110 January 7, 2008 Quote Quote "you stupid idiot - don't do that again" Sounds like something Popsjumper would say! Villy Bance, you're an asshole. I've never said that in my entire life. But just for you, I will next time I see you. Stratostar: You're an asshole, too, for propogating Hans' bullshit lie. Besides, we all looked and agreed to go for the off landing because the pilot couldn't find the fucking DZ. It wasn't our fault that the idiot AFFI took his student out behind us without looking first. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #111 January 7, 2008 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. YOU break off at 3...don't follow me. If you see me pull, YOU fucked up. If you see the big "W", it means YOU signed the waiver. Do as I say, not as I do. No matter how hard you try, you can't dodge the planet. No matter how hard you hit it, you can't budge a planet. If you're scared or anxious, good! It tells me you're not crazy. If you're seeing blue-green-blue-green...ARCH! When you jump, pull this...if that doesn't work, pull that. BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #112 January 7, 2008 That's Mr. Ahole Pal...... you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #113 January 7, 2008 Quote No matter how hard you hit it, you can't budge a planet. Oh but I digress. Chuck Norris can. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chutejump 0 #114 January 7, 2008 "And there I was skydiving hard, and someone tried to shove a planet up my ass!" "Don't jump in the rain! It is painful! If you ever look at a rain drop it is round on the bottom and pointed on top and you always hit on the pointed side! "Don't jump in clouds! You have to land on on top of them by the time you repack to jump off the side again you are to far away to make it back to the DZ!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 0 #115 January 7, 2008 Round the campfire trying to impress the new kids " No shit there I was, thought I was gonna die" "So there I was, 120 striaght down, with no visible means of support"Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #116 January 8, 2008 Quote "Grab Grass" By Billy Reed to the FJC telling them how not to "bounce" too high. Yeah... great... and Billy taught for years at Cal City, where the only "grass" around was... in... err... well... nevermind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver88 0 #117 January 8, 2008 "mother earth has a big rock and never misses" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingu 0 #118 January 8, 2008 "Skydiving is one hell of a way to keep a marriage together! I get mad....I just push him out the plane!" - Me talking about the hubby.~*~*~*~FlyingU~*~*~*~ Skydiving lets you fly with angels while your alive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DannHuff 0 #119 January 8, 2008 "Big, bold and beautiful..." what we were taught to look for when inspecting the canopy, following deployment on an AFF jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #120 January 8, 2008 As an AFF on the ride to altitude... "What the fuck am I doing????" On my first invitational bigway... "What the fuck am I doing????" Just before my first marraige... "What the fuck am I doing????"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #121 January 8, 2008 thx - now i got coffee all over the screenThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joea 0 #122 January 8, 2008 QuoteJust before my first marraige... "What the fuck am I doing????" OHH, the scariest of all high risk sports!It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. - Clarence Worley from "True Romance" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #123 January 8, 2008 Quote As an AFF on the ride to altitude... "What the fuck am I doing????" Me, too.And then there's what my instructor keeps telling me about where to fly my landing pattern---If you don't want to land on it, don't fly over it."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #124 January 8, 2008 "yep, this is gonna hurt" after I screwed myself up on approach "Fat guys can't run this fast" Looking at the ground during an unintentional downwinderYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #125 January 8, 2008 Quote As an AFF on the ride to altitude... "What the fuck am I doing????" On my first invitational bigway... "What the fuck am I doing????" Just before my first marraige... "What the fuck am I doing????" I think that's where you ran out of fucks. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
