simplyputsi 0 #51 October 15, 2007 Make it happen people, make it happen Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #52 October 15, 2007 Quote ...No, I knew better than to invite skydivers to a place where I was offering free beer and wine. It would be gone before dinner was served! Too late. We already know when and where. Preacher: You may now kiss the bride Skydivers: HER! HER! FUCK HER! Mr. Skymama: WTF???? Andrea: Reception bartender: Sorry folks all the booze is gone. Skydivers: YOU! YOU! FUCK YOU! Mr. Skymama: WTF???? Andrea: Reception hall manager: Here's the amended bill for cleaning services. Skydivers: Andrea: Mr. Skymama: WTF????My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #53 October 15, 2007 Has the rumor'ed Skymama Wedding happened yet? She didn't marry a whuffo? Did she? If so, did she get a permission slip signed by her local S&TA? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #54 October 15, 2007 Quote Has the rumor'ed Skymama Wedding happened yet? Nope, not yet. Yes, he's a whuffo. I know, it's embarrassing. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #55 October 15, 2007 Quote Yes, he's a whuffo. I know, it's embarrassing. hmmmm... maybe we need another Poll: Should Skymama be allowed to marry a whuffo? At least you won't have to worry about him wanting to split and goto the DZ every weekend as opposed to doing chores around the house... or do the whole hosehold budget in terms of "jump tickets"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #56 December 30, 2007 So... Mama is now hitched, but has she been pied yet?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #57 February 15, 2008 skymama Moderator Jumps : 500 License: D 26699 In sport: 7 years HeeeeeY! Mama has hit 500 jumps! Has she been hit with a PIE yet!!?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #58 February 15, 2008 The 500th is not pieable, everyone at my dz agreed. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #59 February 15, 2008 Quote The 500th is not pieable, everyone at my dz agreed. In an effort to suck up to my favorite moderator, I would have to agree with Skymama. The 500th is not pieable. Whip Creamable maybe but definetly not pieable. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #60 February 15, 2008 Quote The 500th is not pieable, everyone at my dz agreed. Oh that's a bunch of B.S. if I ever heard any!! Either you've got the folks at your D.Z. really intimidated or you've got some really good black-mail material on them... like pics of them fu*kin' goats or what not... or both... If the folks at your D.Z. had any hair on their collective asses... you'd have been pied into oblivion and still be leakin' pie for every orifice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #61 February 16, 2008 Never mind the pie,,did u ever post any wedding pics ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MajorDad 0 #62 February 16, 2008 Quote Quote The 500th is not pieable, everyone at my dz agreed. Oh that's a bunch of B.S. if I ever heard any!! Either you've got the folks at your D.Z. really intimidated or you've got some really good black-mail material on them... like pics of them fu*kin' goats or what not... or both... If the folks at your D.Z. had any hair on their collective asses... you'd have been pied into oblivion and still be leakin' pie for every orifice! 500th is most certainly pie-able. Must be blackmail photos. (or is not asking the RIGHT people on her Drop Zone)Congrats on your first 500!! Now get some pie Major Dad CSPA D-579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #63 April 13, 2008 So... has mamma been pied yet? Has she been pied so hard she's got pie in places she did know she had? Has she been pied so hard her dead ancessorts are tastin' pie? Has she been pied so hard her next child will be born with fetal pie syndrome? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #64 April 13, 2008 Careful this might be a bannable offense Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #65 April 13, 2008 Amazon Jumps : 935 License: D 4888 In sport: 36 years Hmmm.... 935 jumps... almost 1000... looks like someone else is gettin' close to a PIE too!!! ... but at 36 years in the sport, is sneakin' up on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #66 April 13, 2008 I spent 20+ years flying other stuff rather than throwing my body out of an airplane.... oh... and since I quit logging in 1977.. I mean.. I had my D why should I log any moreWhen I came back.. all I could prove was that I had 200 jumps that it had taken to get my D back in 1976These are just the ones I have logged since 2003 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MajorDad 0 #67 April 14, 2008 You know...... I would pull up a lawn chair with beer and popcorn and watch the show if people tried to pie Amazon.... Love you, Amazon!!!!! PS - Has Skymama been pied yet (back to the original thread....) Major Dad CSPA D-579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
