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jephprospect

How many people have you brought over to the darkside?

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As long as a person does not jump at or support in any way 1 800 sLyride or a sLyride affiliated DZ, they are not on the "Dark" Side.;)


You give meaningless persons too much credit. "The dark side" of skydiving was, is and shall ever be the satanic twisting of our fair sport from its normal orientation on our bellies into unnatural head down positions that would send shivers down the spine of any God fearing soul. Furthermore the usage of demonic 'lift' a la Furnarianic positions not only destroys our sport, it imperils your soul.

edited for the spelling of the beast.


Thank you. I was about to ask if i missed the memo on a tandem/AFF/belly counting as the darkside.B|

Yes, I'm an elitist bastard... just don't ask me to do any 4way unless i'm inverted.
So there I was...

Making friends and playing nice since 1983

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Just one AFF - normally I make it a hard rule never to try to convince anyone that they should jump and just facilitate it if they are keen...however in this case a very good friend of mine's personal life was sooo messed up that I told him he HAD to make use of the CTRL+ALT+DEL function that exiting that door has always brought me...worked perfectly
"Work hard, play hard and don't whinge"

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