cutaway/ reserve pillow sayings

[fercie 0]

I have a friend who's getting this

cutaway: I hate my packer

reserve: I love my rigger

Fear is not knowing.

[airathanas 0]

I have "Plan B" on my reserve handle but I bought the rig used and it came that way. I really like the "d'oh" and "Woo hoo" idea- maybe for my next rig.

http://3ringnecklace.com/

[hcsvader 1]

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I have a friend who's getting this

cutaway: I hate my packer

reserve: I love my rigger

I would expect you would get some interesting openings with that one

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Cashmanimal 0]

Cutaway: FAIL
Reserve: WIN

It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye

[BlindBrick 0]

I ended up goign with

"Not Again!" and "Double or Nothing!"

-Blind

"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it."

[azureriders 0]

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Anotherone for the computer geeks...

Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut)
Reserve: CTRL+Z (shortcut in windows for undo)

Are you kidding, if I "cut to clipboard" my malfunctioned main, I damn sure don't want to paste that mal back over my head as a reserve

[SethInMI 145]

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Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut)
Reserve: CTRL+V (shortcut for paste)

Are you kidding, if I "cut to clipboard" my malfunctioned main, I damn sure don't want to paste that mal back over my head as a reserve

I put these on my handles, knowing like you say the analogy didn't make perfect sense with a mal'ed main, not to mention a straight to the reserve pull situation where there is nothing on the clipboard and CTRL-V is useless!

Still after programming on a windows platform for 15 years now and using those two key combos all the time, I am very used to the idea, and I now visualize pulling my handles with "CUT" and "PASTE".

It is all a part of my plan to become the nerdiest skydiver. I still have my work cut out for me, but every little bit helps.

It's flare not flair, brakes not breaks, bridle not bridal, "could NOT care less" not "could care less".

[virgin-burner 1]

embroideries on handles are fucking GAY!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Tuna-Salad 0]

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i really love the unique little sayings people have embroidered on there pillows.so what do your pillows say?

Someone at my DZ has "jesus" - "saves"

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[piisfish 135]

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Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut)
Reserve: CTRL+V (shortcut for paste)

How about Ctrl +O for the reserve ? This would allow you to go straight for the reserve

15 years and you don't know Ctrl+ O ?

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[4000m 0]

Cutaway: ALT + F4
Reserve: F5

or

Cutaway: Reserve
Reserve: Cutaway

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[normiss 622]

and every time I see that ugly ass rig, I wonder why it doesn't say "PD saves"

[theonlyski 3]

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Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut)
Reserve: CTRL+V (shortcut for paste)

How about Ctrl +O for the reserve ? This would allow you to go straight for the reserve

15 years and you don't know Ctrl+ O ?

Cutaway: ALT+F4
Reserve: CTRL+N

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

[Tuna-Salad 0]

It's pretty cool.. reminds me of the A-10 for some reason..

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[skydivercowboy 0]

well whenever the day comes for me to get my own rig, on my cutaway im going to put "COWBOY UP" and on my reserve im going to put "ride 8" cuz thats when you do everything right when riding bulls.

love that rush!

[Tuna-Salad 0]

Oddly enough I haven't seen one that says "oh" - "shit"

Guess that will be mine..

Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

[indyz 1]

I wanted to get "I Could Have Bought A Couple More Jumps But Instead I Had My Handles Custom Embroidered Because It's All About Looking Good", but it was too long.

[f1racer696 0]

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I wanted to get "I Could Have Bought A Couple More Jumps But Instead I Had My Handles Custom Embroidered Because It's All About Looking Good", but it was too long.

hahah

+1

oh dude DUde DUDE BRO DUDE. omg DUDE! ummmmm. i forgot....

Dudeist Skydiver #61

[henryvillar 0]

Cutaway - CODE 3 (emergency)

Reserve - 10-22 (disregard) or 11-48 (provide transportation)

The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary.

[JohnDeere 0]

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I wanted to get "I Could Have Bought A Couple More Jumps But Instead I Had My Handles Custom Embroidered Because It's All About Looking Good have to pay for a repack, but it was too long.

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[Fierce4Life 0]

That is so wrong, but so very funny.

Brian