The Hook Knife Stories Thread

[cocheese 0]

Have you ever used a hook knife on a skydive?

Have you ever needed a hook knife on a skydive?

What's your story?

[Jbag 0]

i one time pulled my hook knife out on the ground to make sure the thing was in 1 piece...

IHYD

[JohnRich 4]

Already done recently: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3836062;#3836062

I like your more direct title better though.

[JohnDeere 0]

It was the 3 load on a Friday, and my 3rd jump of the day. As I was sitting there in the plane I look at one of my shoes and notice one my shoe stings has been cut. I look at the other and it was cut as well. As I look around at all the geriatrics, wondering who the guilty bastard is. It becomes very obvious that I was the last to find out about my shoe strings, and that one was cut on load one and the other was cut on load two ..... "Kiss my ass Crocket!"

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[buff 0]

Bwhaaa
Put some itching powder in his Depends for added pleasure.

It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

[JohnDeere 0]

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Put some itching powder in his Depends for added pleasure

Im working on that! I will get him good. Hell I still owe him for running over my cooler

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[jim_32766 0]

That's one of the best hook knife stories I've heard! It also makes me glad I don't have shoe strings when I jump.

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