TiaDanger 0 #26 August 27, 2010 The only guys I've seen wearing carpri pants are swoopers... And for the record: the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile, and THEN giant ant. D.S. #8.8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daremrc 0 #27 August 27, 2010 I always like to think of sitflying as "Hey, if we're lucky, we'll get to hold hands and touch each others feet!" Who's got video? Good judgement comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #28 August 27, 2010 QuoteWhat else am i missing? The funny?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 370 #29 August 27, 2010 Quote I mean really, why is the quality of a jump directly associated with how many times you can touch another guy in different places? Hate to burst your homo bubble, but most of us guys like touching the ladies even more.Besides, you haven't even bought me a drink yet.Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jake95 0 #30 August 27, 2010 Thx, I'm going on my second jump tomorrow and I'll be looking at him like he's a catholic priest and I'm an alterboy. Fuck guess I have to take up fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #31 August 27, 2010 Quote I mean really, why is the quality of a jump directly associated with how many times you can touch another guy in different places? This all just so happens to take place high up in the sky where no one can see you. Coincidence? Before you can even take part in the sport you have to straddle a guy for 15 minutes while everyone else demands you get even closer. Even when your nuts are firmly pressed against the guy's ass in front of you, this is never close enough for everyone else. When else is it socially acceptable, let alone "awesome!", to gently grab and hold another straight man's fingers? 4 way train? Head down is the most awesome way to fly! How many straight wuffos would be ok with wearing 'booties'? How many sports require you to start training with a man strapped to you back face down? And you loved every minute of it. Do you know any other place where color coordination is so important? What else am i missing? Fuck you ! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absane 0 #32 August 27, 2010 QuoteFuck you ! I think on my AFF 3 jump... I was sitting in the back of the plane and this male tandem instructor, strapped on to a hottie, started to rub his hand up and down my leg. She looked at me with disappointment. I'm still haunted by this event... Thanks a lot, Ted.Don't forget to pull! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #33 August 27, 2010 Hi skindog, This is really funny!! 'Not the first time this has been addressed in our sport but WTF. Funny how whuffs are. Had a couple of whuffs I worked with that came out and got into the student S/L program. At work one day they mentioned how they would never do "Relative work' because they would have to touch another "Guy" in freefall Funny how that goes for homophobes!! Neither got to freefall. If you have to ask the question, maybe you have to reassess your sexual orientation?? Meanwhile back in freefall, God knows who is on the other side of those grippers??SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #34 August 27, 2010 got a problem with it? fuck off! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #35 August 27, 2010 I just viewed your avatar and I think you should be commenting about anything 'gay'. Unless of course you are using this column to try and stir up some males dates for later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 August 27, 2010 It is not designed to be gay, like all the butt-patting that goes on in hockey. However, some of the exits, like the Meeker in Open Class require inside-center to cup my balls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluetwo 0 #37 August 28, 2010 This thread has made me realize one thing: I'm actually ok with the way hot chicks get the special treatment around the DZ because that just confirms the straightness of it all._______________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #38 August 28, 2010 QuoteI mean really, why is the quality of a jump directly associated with how many times you can touch another guy in different places? --- and --- QuoteHead down is the most awesome way to fly! You mean like VRW?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 August 28, 2010 Quote This thread has made me realize one thing: I'm actually ok with the way hot chicks get the special treatment around the DZ because that just confirms the straightness of it all. For me, it's like watching a show about diving in Fiji on the Travel Channel. I like to look, but it's just another attractive place that I'm never gonna get to visit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
