andreweden 0 #1 December 22, 2010 ...if I can breathe when I am skydiving up THAT high! it was one of the HR chicks at work....so no rocket scientist.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #2 December 22, 2010 Is she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #3 December 22, 2010 so were they asking if you can breathe in air that thin or ...were they asking if you were high when you jumped? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petejones45 0 #4 December 22, 2010 QuoteIs she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her? Keep that garbage in the bonfire please.Look out for the freefly team, Smelly Peppers. Once we get a couple years more experience we will be a force to be reckoned with in the near future! BLUES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andreweden 0 #5 December 22, 2010 Quote so were they asking if you can breathe in air that thin or ...were they asking if you were high when you jumped? They are the ones that administer the 'random' drug testing at work - so they know I'm not 'high'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andreweden 0 #6 December 22, 2010 QuoteIs she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her? you're a bit of a dick - aren't you!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #7 December 22, 2010 YOur answer is supposed to be..... No we cant breathe, but its ok. We are falling so fast that the oxygen is pushed through our skin. Also raindrops do hurt when you fall through them because we hit the pointy side of it on the way down.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andreweden 0 #8 December 22, 2010 QuoteYOur answer is supposed to be..... No we cant breathe, but its ok. We are falling so fast that the oxygen is pushed through our skin. Also raindrops do hurt when you fall through them because we hit the pointy side of it on the way down. AWESOME! Now I feel prepared for these questions LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #9 December 22, 2010 QuoteKeep that garbage in the bonfire please. Breathe. No rules against being a smartass in this forum. If you wanna give him a hard time about that, then we could say that the OP should have posted this in the Bonfire.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #10 December 22, 2010 Quoteyou're a bit of a dick - aren't you!? You jump at Palatka? We need to talk to Art about skydiver sense of humor. He's training good new jumpers, just forgetting to teach you the twisted humor part. I know he has one. lolDom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andreweden 0 #11 December 22, 2010 Quote Quote you're a bit of a dick - aren't you!? You jump at Palatka? We need to talk to Art about skydiver sense of humor. He's training good new jumpers, just forgetting to teach you the twisted humor part. I know he has one. lol I have a sense of humour - just didn't think that was very funny or clever. And if you want funny - check out Art's mustache right now....THAT is funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 December 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote you're a bit of a dick - aren't you!? You jump at Palatka? We need to talk to Art about skydiver sense of humor. He's training good new jumpers, just forgetting to teach you the twisted humor part. I know he has one. lol I have a sense of humour - just didn't think that was very funny or clever. And if you want funny - check out Art's mustache right now....THAT is funny! It doesn't have to be either. If you are going to be proud of a whuffo asking you a stupid question, then he is well within rights to ask for boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnay 0 #13 December 22, 2010 Quote ...if I can breathe when I am skydiving up THAT high! it was one of the HR chicks at work....so no rocket scientist.... Oh yeah what a stupid woman working in HR, a real fucking bimbo! Seriously.. its a valid question. You don't have to go very far above 14k before it gets hard to breathe. Have you ever been climbing above 10k? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimemerson 7 #14 December 23, 2010 Quote Seriously.. its a valid question. You don't have to go very far above 14k before it gets hard to breathe. Have you ever been climbing above 10k? Otherwise would we be required to have on board oxygen above 15 k or if we're a half hour at 10k? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andreweden 0 #15 December 23, 2010 Quote Quote ...if I can breathe when I am skydiving up THAT high! it was one of the HR chicks at work....so no rocket scientist.... Oh yeah what a stupid woman working in HR, a real fucking bimbo! Seriously.. its a valid question. You don't have to go very far above 14k before it gets hard to breathe. Have you ever been climbing above 10k? 4 seasons summer mountaineering in NZ. Summited Mt Cook. bimbo? stupid? not my words. Just making the point that feelings and head shrinking are more her forte - working in HR. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #16 December 23, 2010 QuoteQuote Seriously.. its a valid question. You don't have to go very far above 14k before it gets hard to breathe. Have you ever been climbing above 10k? Otherwise would we be required to have on board oxygen above 15 k or if we're a half hour at 10k? You can be above 12500 but below 15000 for 30 minutes without oxygen, above 15000 requires immediate oxygen to satisfy FAA requirements. The actual time of useful consiousness is way above that, in the twenty minute range at 20000 for most people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 December 23, 2010 I jumped out at 23,000 feet...twice. Both times I had a hard time breathing. I didn't like it. No more high altitude jumps for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #18 December 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteIs she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her? Keep that garbage in the bonfire please. I'll throw my garbage around where ever I please, Thank you :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #19 December 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteIs she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her? you're a bit of a dick - aren't you!? Yes.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #20 December 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote you're a bit of a dick - aren't you!? You jump at Palatka? We need to talk to Art about skydiver sense of humor. He's training good new jumpers, just forgetting to teach you the twisted humor part. I know he has one. lol I have a sense of humour - just didn't think that was very funny or clever. And if you want funny - check out Art's mustache right now....THAT is funny! It doesn't have to be either. If you are going to be proud of a whuffo asking you a stupid question, then he is well within rights to ask for boobies. Exactly. It was a serious inquiry.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andreweden 0 #21 December 23, 2010 Quote Exactly. It was a serious inquiry. in that case 'no' is the answer....and trust me on this, you wouldn't want them..... I certainly wouldn't.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petejones45 0 #22 December 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteIs she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her? Keep that garbage in the bonfire please. I'll throw my garbage around where ever I please, Thank you :) then have fun with your upcoming ban(s) :)Look out for the freefly team, Smelly Peppers. Once we get a couple years more experience we will be a force to be reckoned with in the near future! BLUES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #23 December 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteIs she hot? Do you have any nude photos of her? Keep that garbage in the bonfire please. I'll throw my garbage around where ever I please, Thank you :) then have fun with your upcoming ban(s) :) :) :) :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 623 #24 December 23, 2010 That reminds me of walking off a baseball diamond - after a demo jump - and being asked by a boy "how do you breath in freefall?" I replied "Sometimes through my mouth, but usually through my nose." I had never been conscious of breathing in freefall before!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #25 December 23, 2010 You got me thinking ... No one has ever asked me that question, but if it ever happens, my answer will be "the same way I breathe during an orgasm, bitch" Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
