kallend 1,623 #26 February 20, 2011 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDhXD25fmMo www.funnyordie.com/videos/df7847e43a/the-handshake www.freemasonry.bcy.ca/fiction/monty_python/handshake.html... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #27 February 20, 2011 Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodes i love you! and you would feel your ass burning a week after that jump from me. yes, i do roll that way! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #28 February 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? I preferred a slap on the ass ...... It can't be sexual harassment, if it's invited. It's always ok as long as you say, "Good game." ...at the time of the ass slap. *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #29 February 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? I preferred a slap on the ass ...... It can't be sexual harassment, if it's invited. It's always ok as long as you say, "Good game." ...at the time of the ass slap. I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm at a bar.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #30 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodes i love you! and you would feel your ass burning a week after that jump from me. yes, i do roll that way! Still haven't seen the doctor for that STD problem?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #31 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodes i love you! and you would feel your ass burning a week after that jump from me. yes, i do roll that way! Still haven't seen the doctor for that STD problem? I don't think hemorrhoids are an STD ... But I would still hate to get fucked in the ass with them. Even if it was a hot chick and just one finger :(Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #32 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodes i love you! and you would feel your ass burning a week after that jump from me. yes, i do roll that way! Still haven't seen the doctor for that STD problem? funny you say that, does your girlfriend know now about those genital warts you mentioned you had the other day!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #33 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodes i love you! and you would feel your ass burning a week after that jump from me. yes, i do roll that way! Still haven't seen the doctor for that STD problem? funny you say that, does your girlfriend know now about those genital warts you mentioned you had the other day!? Seeing as shes your mom, I figured I would let you break the news."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #34 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodes i love you! and you would feel your ass burning a week after that jump from me. yes, i do roll that way! Still haven't seen the doctor for that STD problem? funny you say that, does your girlfriend know now about those genital warts you mentioned you had the other day!? Seeing as shes your mom, I figured I would let you break the news. i'll tell your mom to tell my mom next time your mom goes down on my mom. your mom now may get oral cancer, but that stupid bitch never has to say something worthy to listen to anyway..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #35 February 21, 2011 Quote ...i'll tell your mom to tell my mom next time your mom goes down on my mom. your mom now may get oral cancer, but that stupid bitch never has to say something worthy to listen to anyway.. I guess trash talking doesn't really translate to English very well. Maybe you should stick to speaking Swiss._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #36 February 21, 2011 Quote Quote ...i'll tell your mom to tell my mom next time your mom goes down on my mom. your mom now may get oral cancer, but that stupid bitch never has to say something worthy to listen to anyway.. I guess trash talking doesn't really translate to English very well. Maybe you should stick to speaking Swiss. you dont follow the bonfire much, do you!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #37 March 2, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? I preferred a slap on the ass ...... It can't be sexual harassment, if it's invited. It's always ok as long as you say, "Good game." ...at the time of the ass slap. Noooo , you must say something like "Bad girl, you forgot my beer" jeesh oh wait were talking on jump run Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #38 March 3, 2011 Oh really??? *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jephprospect 0 #39 March 3, 2011 what about a secret wave? I saw a car on the freeway with a skydiving bumper sticker last week and got excited and started honking at him. When he turned over I just did a devil horn sign at him smiling and pointed at the sky. He probably has no idea what the hell was going on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #40 March 3, 2011 Quotewhat about a secret wave? I saw a car on the freeway with a skydiving bumper sticker last week and got excited and started honking at him. When he turned over I just did a devil horn sign at him smiling and pointed at the sky. He probably has no idea what the hell was going on My last car had a 'Skydivers Are Good to the Last Drop' bumper-sticker on it... I've had people give me AFF hand signals on the highway, but the best was an older biker d00d who pulled up along side, gave me a nod and simulated a cutaway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InfiniteSky 0 #41 March 3, 2011 Just throw up the shaka. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #42 March 3, 2011 Quote I've had people give me AFF hand signals on the highway, but the best was an older biker d00d who pulled up along side, gave me a nod and simulated a cutaway! 3-ring, or capewells?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #43 March 3, 2011 Quote Quote I've had people give me AFF hand signals on the highway, but the best was an older biker d00d who pulled up along side, gave me a nod and simulated a cutaway! 3-ring, or capewells? ...Yes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,381 #44 March 3, 2011 One shot, shot and a half, or two shot? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 March 3, 2011 Quote One shot, shot and a half, or two shot? R3's...blue ones! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #46 March 4, 2011 Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Something annoying to do while trying to relax and finalize my prep to leave the airplane. I do it anyway because it makes others happy.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
