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Wuffo friend had a good question

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Knowing full well that he is a wuffo, my friend asked how to tell if someone is a skydiver and not just full of crap?

I think there are four questions he can ask with answers
1) Where's your home DZ? and how long does it take you to get there? (They should know the answer down to a tenth of a mile and minute)
2) How many jumps you got?
3) What size canopy do you fly? (37-280 sqft-might be Canni and might be a well rounded individual)
4) Do you owe beer? (correct answer: yes)
There are no dangerous dives
Only dangerous divers

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I actually find it more funny to ask questions that sound like they have something to do with skydiving(and don't) and watch them try to answer them. It's usually worth a good laugh.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride!

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1. Pro pack or flat pack? This will tell haw long he/she's been in.
2. What rig do you jump?
3. Have you been pied?

Those should weed out the bullshitters in the bar. Have fun.:)

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
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1. Pro pack or flat pack? This will tell haw long he/she's been in.
2. What rig do you jump?
3. Have you been pied?

Those should weed out the bullshitters in the bar. Have fun.:)



"Have you jumped one of those cool new B4 harnesses and containers?"......
My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....

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A co-worker once told me he'd jumped a few times near Dalton, GA. I asked what DZ? He said he had a friend with a small plane who took him up a few times. Getting curiouser, I asked what kind of gear he used. He said "A parachute." I asked whether the reserve was in front or on his back. He said "On the front. They always go on the front."

Cheers,
Jon S.

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Ask him what is the name of that watch he has got on his hand when jumping. Alti, correct. Altimeter.......who the hell says all that with todays abbreviations..
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